Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 1498366]

I've never actually asked that just to be clear lol

Suuuuureeeee NRJ

 

[MindYaBitness]

Dude, if my wife asked to go to a sex shop I'd fucking carry her in I'd be so happy. I can't imagine staying out in the car, haha.

Do you give pep talks to husbands who are terrified/uncomfortable to go in? AFAF

 

[MindYaBitness]

So, I'm on a 6 hour flight. The wifi was wonky at first, and posted my last reply to @EnbyKnight repeatedly...sorry about that!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Suuuuureeeee NRJ

I mean not lately anyway

 

[Bbl87]

Do you give pep talks to husbands who are terrified/uncomfortable to go in? AFAF

"Don't be a bitch. Go with your wife and get you some fuck toys."

 

[MindYaBitness]

"Don't be a bitch. Go with your wife and get you some fuck toys."

Is that the best approach...?
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[Bbl87]

Is that the best approach...?
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I mean, if I'm the one giving the pep talk, yes. I wouldn't recommend it for you though.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Do you give pep talks to husbands who are terrified/uncomfortable to go in? AFAF

I’m with her on that. I tried…I said it’s okay…you can come but he was like no I’m good

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So much deflection when the thirstiest FFL manager ever calls me thirsty

I'm not thirsty, I just stay well-hydrated

My nightstand is one of my wife’s jewelry cases. So I don’t keep Jack shot in it. Under it however is a pile of books that I’ve picked up and read a page or two of at a time as I fall asleep before getting distracted and starting another book the next day.

My nightstands are boring. All small electronics, video game accessories, cables, medication, vitamins, lidocaine back patches and heating pad, jewelry, tissues, pen and pad of paper, tape, scissors, stapler, lotion, lip balm, etc. No toys...yet.

The book graveyard is so much easier to dust when it’s in a kindle

Is that a thing? Do people really not finish their books?! I mean as a gamer, but the backlog is fucking real and goes back at least 15 years, but books? Read immediately and eventually reread at least 5x.

I have that too. But hitting myself in the face with a paperback when I start to fall asleep is much safer.

Sure, but some books are only available in hardcover, and are over 800 pages! Dropping my Kindle on my face wouldn't be nearly as bad as The Sunne in Splendour

She PM me!!!

Might be easier to remember they/them knowing "enby" when said aloud is pronounced like N.B., as in non-binary

My kryptonite is Pokemon.
There are other things I geek on, but that is my focus at times.

ing for me

I never thought exercising my hoo-ha could be so fun! One of the best purchases I've ever made. It passes me off that I have to a sex shop to get ben-wa balls for pelvic floor exercise. It's literally part of vaginally health. These should be at my doctor's office, not Adam&Eve. Com!

But I digress. I'm not a gamer...but my vag is!

You have my attention! Can we get some PlayStation devs on this?

Everything is based on men. And how they are impacted

From how seatbelts are in cars, to crash testing to sickness treatments.

The whole world was created as though we didn't exist. Stair heights. Even things like that.

BIRTH CONTROL PILLS!!! They developed and tested safe, effective male birth control pills, and decided not to market them because men couldn't handle the side effects...which we're actually less severe than those of female birth control pills.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Might be easier to remember they/them knowing "enby" when said aloud is pronounced like N.B., as in non-binary

Thanks, Kitty! Yes! That is exactly why I chose this name.

You have my attention! Can we get some PlayStation devs on this?

Ohhh I second this! I’d definitely get this if it was PS compatible.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

While I'm thinking of it, how about some boy toys? Any favorites out there?

I recommend an @NRJLIVES4ever

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I recommend an @NRJLIVES4ever

I'm @NRJLIVES4ever and I approve this message.

 

[Bry1313]

I'm not thirsty, I just stay well-hydrated

Oh I do not believe you Kitty. The more you ask for pics and cockters, the more you come to realize the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in your mouth, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake your lust. You are cursed, Kitty. Compelled by greed, you were, but now you are consumed by it.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oh I do not believe you Kitty. The more you ask for pics and cockters, the more you come to realize the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in your mouth, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake your lust. You are cursed, Kitty. Compelled by greed, you were, but now you are consumed by it.

What an imaginative scenario you've conjured up entirely in your little head I enjoy flirting and playing, but have been well-satisfied in recent weeks, and even content in the last few days while he's been sick.

Stay thirsty, my friend.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh I do not believe you Kitty. The more you ask for pics and cockters, the more you come to realize the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in your mouth, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake your lust. You are cursed, Kitty. Compelled by greed, you were, but now you are consumed by it.

So what does that say for those of us who currently living in fear of clicking on a cocktail, who never ask for nudes but still receive them? Are we over-hydrated? Drowning? AFAF

 

[Bry1313]

Well if you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says...

Oh hang on. My bad..

I’ve sung that at karaoke.

 

[Bry1313]

I recommend an @NRJLIVES4ever

Ahem

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’ve sung that at karaoke.

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Bry1313]

Pics or it didn't happen

Fine, here you go

 

[HarryHill]

Mating call of the southern belle. "I'm drunk y'all!"

 

[LupineOne]

Morning Shenanigans

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ahem

My apologies. I'll let Trubby know you're interested.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Morning pervs!View attachment 2304193

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh no (said in Phoebe voice)

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Oh no (said in Phoebe voice)

*insert evil laugh here*