Sex & Shenanigans

[willlph]

Today I was educated about Horny Goat Weed by the girl working at the ‘love’ store. And the first thing I said was ‘Goat horny whaaa?!’

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[AuntieDisco]

Most of us dudes on Lit are.

Oh I’m sure you all are.
So *ahem* how often do you do the inventory for the ammo can?

 

[AuntieDisco]

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Ok that is scary!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

You’re real special

Thank you. My Yelp reviews are pretty good.

Today I was educated about Horny Goat Weed by the girl working at the ‘love’ store. And the first thing I said was ‘Goat horny whaaa?!’

Lol yup! That's a thing. It was part of my vitamin supplement set for awhile. Helps with blood pressure and dick stuff.

 

[jason28053]

Today I was educated about Horny Goat Weed by the girl working at the ‘love’ store. And the first thing I said was ‘Goat horny whaaa?!’

Please explain what a Love store is

 

[AuntieDisco]

Thank you. My Yelp reviews are pretty good.

Lol yup! That's a thing. It was part of my vitamin supplement set for awhile. Helps with blood pressure and dick stuff.

BP and dick stuff. That doesn’t surprise me

 

[AuntieDisco]

Please explain what a Love store is

That is literally the name of the adult/sex store.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Please explain what a Love store is

Well if you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says...

Oh hang on. My bad..

 

[AuntieDisco]

Well if you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says...

Oh hang on. My bad..

I love you!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Well if you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says...

Oh hang on. My bad..

Being your jukebox MONEEYYYY

BP and dick stuff. That doesn’t surprise me

Yeah basically it's a blood flow thing, I believe. And I guess goats are horny? Weird we don't see many on Lit.

 

[Photog1rl]

That is spectacular.

My living room is a small bit of my Transformers collection, my Kaiju and some of my Sentai robots (Japanese source of Power Rangers, for the un-nerdy).

My basement is going to be my collectible festival. My ML, Star Wars and GI Joe. Tons more Japanese robots, too. But it's a work in progress at the moment as I slowly acquire the necessary shelving and display cases.

At the moment it's basically my Cobra and Joe shelves and my Mandalorian & Friends shelf. Lol. Next up is my clone bros shelf (I love me some Captain Rex and friends).

Finding the right cases to showcase things and fit in the spaces available have always been the challenge. My husband would like a fully temperature contolled room for some of the older robots-the rubber gets brittle but the best we can do is a dark living room haha

 

[Bbl87]

Today I was educated about Horny Goat Weed by the girl working at the ‘love’ store. And the first thing I said was ‘Goat horny whaaa?!’

This post is lacking in important information. Like what you got at the 'love' store!

Oh I’m sure you all are.
So *ahem* how often do you do the inventory for the ammo can?

I have a picture somewhere of the contents of both... It's a good variety of toys, almost all for her benefit. I do have a Fleshlight in there because we decided when she got her Bad Dragon knockoff, I should get something too.

 

[Photog1rl]

Well if you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says...

Oh hang on. My bad..

One of the best concerts I’ve seen. The
B-52’s in 1988 or 89. Dressed up in a full behive hairdo. So much fun!

 

[AuntieDisco]

Yeah basically it's a blood flow thing, I believe. And I guess goats are horny? Weird we don't see many on Lit.

Yeah those are the only things missing here…goats

 

[LupineOne]

Fuck what a day. I need a massage.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Yeah those are the only things missing here…goats

There's maybe a couple G.O.A.Ts. Aside from me that is.

 

[AuntieDisco]

This post is lacking in important information. Like what you got at the 'love' store!

I was shopping for lube for my new accessories. Kegel balls and plug

I have a picture somewhere of the contents of both... It's a good variety of toys, almost all for her benefit. I do have a Fleshlight in there because we decided when she got her Bad Dragon knockoff, I should get something too.

That sounds fair!

 

[Bbl87]

I was shopping for lube for my new accessories. Kegel balls and plug

That sounds fair!

Sounds like a good time!

And ya. Though I can count on one hand the number of times it's been used. Hers, on the other hand...

 

[AuntieDisco]

Fuck what a day. I need a massage.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I was shopping for lube for my new accessories. Kegel balls and plug

How do you like the balls? (Also something I'd ask if a date is going well )

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Fuck what a day. I need a massage.

Sign me up for one too please. I was not mentally prepared for this weekend.

 

[jason28053]

One of the best concerts I’ve seen. The
B-52’s in 1988 or 89. Dressed up in a full behive hairdo. So much fun!

 

[AuntieDisco]

How do you like the balls? (Also something I'd ask if a date is going well )

Hopefully not on the first one

 

[MindYaBitness]

I was shopping for lube for my new accessories. Kegel balls and plug

That sounds fair!

If you are looking for kegel balls, may I also suggest the Perifit? I put it on another thread, but I don't recall if you were on it.

 

[Trubbycat]

Bedside table/nightstand top drawer: lube, coaster, hand exerciser, Star Trek communicator, grooming scissors, eyeglasses (and whatever I don't want the kitten to knock off in the middle of the night)

Bottom shelf: books in varying degrees of having been read

Top: lamp, glass of water (unless the kitten knows it off), current book.

The toys (perhaps I should say the Island of Unused Toys) are in my bottom dresser drawer.