Sex & Shenanigans

[Bbl87]

Her length vs your girth? Are you selling tickets? Can I apply for a license to sell popcorn and drinks?!

I'm a libertarian... screw the license!

 

[Bbl87]

Sameeee girl same. Why they gotta be so expensive

Girl I’m not even as close to your cup size but fuck me! What is this madness?!

These make me realize I am not aware of the boob sizes of thread regulars... I really need to pay more attention.

 

[morelikeasong]

but fuck me!

If you insist

 

[Bry1313]

These make me realize I am not aware of the boob sizes of thread regulars... I really need to pay more attention.

There is a whole thread on sizes in AmPics for those that love size talk.

 

[AuntieDisco]

That's actually better then I got. I was just going to suggest you start a pic thread. And/or an OnlyFans.

OnlyFans and selling dirty panties is also up there for desperate times….which will be soon

 

[Azuldrgon]

If you insist

*grabs popcorn*

 

[morelikeasong]

That’s not your sweater, I know that for sure

why not?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Girl I’m not even as close to your cup size but fuck me! What is this madness?!

If you insist

Okay I'm in.

 

[Bry1313]

If you insist

Ok, you got there first…..this time

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'm a libertarian... screw the license!

You just got exponentially less hot

 

[Bry1313]

why not?

That sweater is a conventional size

 

[morelikeasong]

Ok, you got there first…..this time

As I should

 

[Bbl87]

You just got exponentially less hot

Eh, can't win 'em all.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Waist...so there's a 1 in 5 chance I know either you or OP?

Yes. And Since it ain’t me. You and OP have totally scissored. Or boned. I dunno whatever.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Oh……I do appreciate non-conventional…..share more

I’m not sharing for free

 

[Bry1313]

You just got exponentially less hot

Best line from this season of Fargo. “Oh, you are a Libertarian, you want freedom without responsibility. Only one person gets that, a baby”.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Glad for small tits so I can still buy cheap bras

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Glad for small tits so I can still buy cheap bras

Not. Helping.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Yes. And Since it ain’t me. You and OP have totally scissored. Or boned. I dunno whatever.

She is in my area code, and I think we were once in the same city...

 

[AuntieDisco]

If you insist

I so insist after my bra purchase!

 

[Bry1313]

Glad for small tits so I can still buy cheap bras

So wearing bras is your kink…..interesting, J Edgar Hoover was also a dude who wore bras.

 

[Bbl87]

You just got exponentially less hot

And for the record, it was working for the government that made me realize it basically sucks at everything it does.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If you insist

Wait…this is how it works? Goddammit!

 

[Bry1313]

Not. Helping.

He’s fucking with you

 

[morelikeasong]

Glad for small tits so I can still buy cheap bras

I’m also glad for your tits