Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6592667]

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Tell that to my dog, lady.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Tell that to my dog, lady.

Goddammit! I’m not @OrdinaryPerson

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Goddammit! I’m not @OrdinaryPerson

Not with that attitude you're not.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not with that attitude you're not.

Uh errr ahhh

I got nothing

 

[AuntieDisco]

I have to admit sometimes this place is rather confusing.

You and me both bud. And after some hot wings in me the world makes some sense now
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[Mo_Bandy]

You and me both bud. And after some hot wings in me the world makes some sense now
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Damn you had me at hot wings.

 

[Bry1313]

Today is the Epiphany, so it ends tonight!

Epiphany of what?

 

[Bry1313]

I still haven’t taken down my Hanukkah stuff and that ended Dec 15th. But that’s just because I’m lazy

You have Chanukah stuff? I dig out the menorah, do the candle races for 8 nights and then put it back in the drawer.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Damn you had me at hot wings.

*burp* sorry you wanted some too?

 

[Bry1313]

godaammit? Is OP a guy? I don’t care at all but feel a little bad about shitting on that one guy for assuming so.

Yes, absolutely a guy, I did a man chest review and everything for him.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Epiphany of what?

12 days of Christmas ends today when the Magi announce Jesus to the world. I think. Not an expert.

 

[morelikeasong]

You have Chanukah stuff? I dig out the menorah, do the candle races for 8 nights and then put it back in the drawer.

I go allll the fuck out.

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[Bry1313]

12 days of Christmas ends today when the Magi announce Jesus to the world. I think. Not an expert.

Magi? I thought it was kings? The actual lore part of your holiday is so confusing, I prefer the parts stolen from ancient Yule.

 

[Bry1313]

I go allll the fuck out.

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That’s not your sweater, I know that for sure

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

12 days of Christmas ends today when the Magi announce Jesus to the world. I think. Not an expert.

Yeah they got on the wire and sent out a telegram via the Pony Express. President Richard Nixon made a speech, Hercules lifted the pillars of heaven, and Sampson and Son ran a lumber yard and the dad Fred said stuff like "I'll give ya five of THESE where you SNEEZE." I actually don't know, I'm not an expert either.

(Fuck I love these gummies)

 

[Mo_Bandy]

12 days of Christmas ends today when the Magi announce Jesus to the world. I think. Not an expert.

They say it is bad luck to take decorations down before Jan 6th or 7th right?

 

[AuntieDisco]

After my purchase today at a support local, bra fitting ‘you have non-conventional cup size so you must buy this super expensive bra’ store. That I need a side hustle for the girls

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

After my purchase today at a support local, bra fitting ‘you have non-conventional cup size so you must buy this super expensive bra’ store. That I need a side hustle for the girls

Well step one is to get a manager. And that man's name is...ME.

 

[morelikeasong]

After my purchase today at a support local, bra fitting ‘you have non-conventional cup size so you must buy this super expensive bra’ store. That I need a side hustle for the girls

Sameeee girl same. Why they gotta be so expensive

 

[AuntieDisco]

Well step one is to get a manager. And that man's name is...ME.

You’re going to help me buy $200 bra with matching panties for $90 only? I was thinking of selling hands and feet pics or becoming a bra fitter because discounts lol

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Sameeee girl same. Why they gotta be so expensive

Because those girls are absolutely priceless.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

She is right.

And when it comes to a mixed gender battle, naked jello wrestling is the only way I'll throw down.

Her length vs your girth? Are you selling tickets? Can I apply for a license to sell popcorn and drinks?!

It is true, everyone in the greater LA metropolitan area knows everyone else. And 1 in 10’have been inside each other. It’s the law .

Wait...so there's a 1 in 5 chance I know either you or OP?

After my purchase today at a support local, bra fitting ‘you have non-conventional cup size so you must buy this super expensive bra’ store. That I need a side hustle for the girls

Oh Santa @jason28053 ...

 

[Bry1313]

After my purchase today at a support local, bra fitting ‘you have non-conventional cup size so you must buy this super expensive bra’ store. That I need a side hustle for the girls

Oh……I do appreciate non-conventional…..share more

 

[AuntieDisco]

Sameeee girl same. Why they gotta be so expensive

Girl I’m not even as close to your cup size but fuck me! What is this madness?!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

You’re going to help me buy $200 bra with matching panties for $90 only? I was thinking of selling hands and feet pics or becoming a bra fitter because discounts lol

That's actually better then I got. I was just going to suggest you start a pic thread. And/or an OnlyFans.