Sex & Shenanigans

[Mr_bogey]

I like it. Have some more pie

Have you ever tried it?

I have not

 

[Strixaluco]

What are cycle shorts?

Sorry for the confusion, fixed it to biker shorts.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I have not

So you don't really know if youd like it or not. We are here for you when you're ready to experiment

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Flat butts are still sexy. All butts matter….flossed or not.

Cosigned. All cheeks clap. That's what matters.

 

[Strixaluco]

Dammit, I cannot even eat some innocent quark without getting kinky memories and thoughts anymore...

 

[Photog1rl]

Cosigned. All cheeks clap. That's what matters.

How do you feel about getting spanked?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Cosigned. All cheeks clap. That's what matters.

Do they though? I need to see this

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Dammit, I cannot even eat some innocent quark without getting kinky memories and thoughts anymore...

What's quark? Sounds naughty

 

[Lmizzler]

Dammit, I cannot even eat some innocent quark without getting kinky memories and thoughts anymore...

I love lemon quark but am very intrigued about the rest of this sentence

 

[Strixaluco]

What's quark? Sounds naughty

It's a sour dairy product, but also a name of a dessert including quark, usually whipped cream and then some berries / jam / fruit pieces. Doesn't need too much sugar, so it's actually pretty healthy, too. (Not counting the storebought versions which always have too much sugar.) My current version has more strawberry puree than cream.

Edit. https://ibb.co/pWJxV9m

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

How do you feel about getting spanked?

I can get as well as give.

Do they though? I need to see this

Yes you do

 

[Strixaluco]

I love lemon quark but am very intrigued about the rest of this sentence

Oh keep wandering

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wildfires, floods, earthquakes where you already live, but a little cold and snow/frost puts you off?

Y'all SoCal people are weird.

Well sure but those things are relatively isolated, it’s big out here in the west. Ice to slip on and break my damn fool hip is everywhere!

But also, part of why we’re entertaining the idea ofnleaving

But also also, I’m off to go wander around in the sunshine and do some shopping and eating so there’s that.

 

[AuntieDisco]

It’s been a while but luckily I still have a picture.

Oh there’s your waffles

 

[Lmizzler]

Stay thirsty friends. I’m out

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well sure but those things are relatively isolated, it’s big out here in the west. Ice to slip on and break my damn fool hip is everywhere!

But also, part of why we’re entertaining the idea ofnleaving

But also also, I’m off to go wander around in the sunshine and do some shopping and eating so there’s that.

When was the last time you had to battle a wildfire, flood, or earthquake to get to work?

Shoveling snow just to drive somewhere is awful. How do you people live?

 

[Bbl87]

Well sure but those things are relatively isolated, it’s big out here in the west. Ice to slip on and break my damn fool hip is everywhere!

I've started to like winter less and less the older I've gotten. And I think it's because of my diminished ability to slip and not hurt myself.

A couple years ago, I slipped when we were visiting my mom, and my head broke my fall. Like, full on movie exaggerated legs up landing on my head. Never did go to the doctor, but pretty sure I had a concussion. I was in a fog for the next week or so.

This year did almost the same, but managed to twist and not land on my head. Wife heard me though, and saw the salt I was spreading fly across the air in a pretty little arc. That one actually straightened out my back, it'd been bothering me all week.

 

[Bbl87]

When was the last time you had to battle a wildfire, flood, or earthquake to get to work?

Shoveling snow just to drive somewhere is awful. How do you people live?

Snowblower for the win. And if you live anywhere with regular snow, gotta be a 2 stage.

My wife didn't think we needed one when we moved to out house. I was like, I'm the one who's going to be clearing snow, we're getting one and it's going to be a 2 stage.

That first year, we had a snow storm that dropped almost a foot and the winds we got blew it into 2-3 foot drifts I our driveway. I felt quite vindicated.

 

[Strixaluco]

When was the last time you had to battle a wildfire, flood, or earthquake to get to work?

Shoveling snow just to drive somewhere is awful. How do you people live?

Oh but the bus is warm already, and I don't have to drive it!

And the apartment complex takes care of shoveling the walkways.

You can of course also rent a parking spot with electricity outlet, and most cars have heaters. (The webasto in my car is just not working.) So the snow will melt awaybbefore you leave if you're plan your schedule.

 

[morelikeasong]

Am I too late to the undergarments discussion? Ok so who do I wear sexy undies for…
I’d say I wear the sexy ones to be seen. But also I really like to be seen. And so in that sense, it’s for me, too, and I have a lot of fun with that. If I’m not going to be seen or take photos, I wear the granny panties

 

[AuntieDisco]

Am I too late to the undergarments discussion? Ok so who do I wear sexy undies for…
I’d say I wear the sexy ones to be seen. But also I really like to be seen. And so in that sense, it’s for me, too, and I have a lot of fun with that. If I’m not going to be seen or take photos, I wear the granny panties

How do you take those butt pictures? AFAF

 

[Strixaluco]

And I think it's because of my diminished ability to slip and not hurt myself.

Get spikes under your shoes. Please! They make all the difference, here some people even suggest they should be given to all elderly people for free as they can prevent so many costly accidents that they'd probably be damn cost-effective.

 

[Strixaluco]

https://www.puuilo.fi/media/catalog/product/1/0/10106832100110014582da6528649c73.jpg?optimize=high&bg-color=255,255,255&fit=bounds&height=500&width=500&canvas=500:500These are not sexy, but neither is hurting yourself.

 

[Strixaluco]

Am I too late to the undergarments discussion?

I bet anyone who likes women would answer no, you're not too late .

 

[Bbl87]

Get spikes under your shoes. Please! They make all the difference, here some people even suggest they should be given to all elderly people for free as they can prevent so many costly accidents that they'd probably be damn cost-effective.

I have a set, I just never think to toss them on. And even when I do, I have big ol' feet, so stretching the things to wrap around my shoes can be a bitch, haha.