Sex & Shenanigans

[Mo_Bandy]

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Same.

 

[LupineOne]

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Ok…never accepting homemade Scooby Snacks from you

 

[Photog1rl]

Same.

Oh it’s Mo’s kitchen that makes sense now.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Oh it’s Mo’s kitchen that makes sense now.

What happened in my kitchen?

 

[Photog1rl]

What happened in my kitchen?

The furry dance party. Brought home some of the more shy titty dancers again?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The furry dance party. Brought home some of the more shy titty dancers again?

If they’re in furry suits it’s not cause they’re shy? Not sure what whoever took you to that club was trying when they told you that…

 

[Mo_Bandy]

The furry dance party. Brought home some of the more shy titty dancers again?

Reminds me of Chucky Cheese. Those places can be sketchier than most titty bars.

 

[Trubbycat]

Reminds me of Chucky Cheese. Those places can be sketchier than most titty bars.

Are you here for the prizes baby?

 

[Xerxes82]

Reminds me of Chucky Cheese. Those places can be sketchier than most titty bars.

More violence too. Every week there are fights and arrests at the Chuck E. Only see that every 6-8 months at the booby bar.

 

[Trubbycat]

More violence too. Every week there are fights and arrests at the Chuck E. Only see that every 6-8 months at the booby bar.

The last time I took our daughter to The Rat they had a big NO HANDGUNS sign in the entrance.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

More violence too. Every week there are fights and arrests at the Chuck E. Only see that every 6-8 months at the booby bar.

This is true.

 

[Photog1rl]

Damn, y’all are making me glad we don’t have a Chuckie cheese near us.

 

[Xerxes82]

Damn, y’all are making me glad we don’t have a Chuckie cheese near us.

All three of the ones I pass by regularly, two of which we deliver to at work, have police officers permanently stationed there on weekends.

It doesn't help. Huge brawls (adults, not the kids) and mass arrests every other weekend. Guns. Drugs. It's an awful place.

 

[Trubbycat]

All three of the ones I pass by regularly, two of which we deliver to at work, have police officers permanently stationed there on weekends.

It doesn't help. Huge brawls (adults, not the kids) and mass arrests every other weekend. Guns. Drugs. It's an awful place.

We hated it when there were birthday parties there. I'm so glad our daughter is grown up.

 

[HeavyBalls]

If you had to die in a horror movie way … how would you prefer to go?

Last one against the zombies, and when I'm out of ammo...

Detonate the nuke.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Dammit I'm 11 pages behind. When did I become Bogey?!?

Time to go lipstick shopping or bra shopping? You decide?

Santa Jason is buying lipstick and bras now, in addition to mani-pedis? Can I get in on this? H-cup bras are not cheap!

Marvel VS DC?

Marvel, but with Henry Cavill, please!

If you had to die in a horror movie way … how would you prefer to go?

I hear being drained by a vampire is fairly euphoric. But maybe that’s just those erotic horror writers lying to me.

It’s in SO many instances of pop culture of vampires being sexy … that it’s hard to imagine it not being true.

This vampire kitty agrees!

Just experience…

Small guys = huge dicks

Tall guys = small dicks


There are exceptions to this rule of course

Are you sure all the dicks aren't the same size, but the body it's attached to makes the perspective off?

Because the height-to-weight ratio can make a difference too.

Hmm...I probably haven't had the largest sample size IRL, but the 2 largest I've had were tall and of Korean descent. 1 was fit, 1 was big, both were well-endowed.

I have a theory

Flat butt = large boobs
Round butt = small boobs

Please provide personal examples if your differ

I resemble that remark

My dilk is kinda shaped like a crazy straw.

Liiiiies

How many spirals?

Spirals?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Girl, get on it! Adore Me & Fenty X have great lingerie subscriptions, and Wacoal, Badger & Fox, Playful Promises, Curvey Kate all have great bras for ladies with ample boobage. Just watch the sales

*Takes notes to check them out later*

I did years back. Got some super cute sets from there! But then I had two kids and my boobs went from giant to… lol

I can't imagine mine getting much bigger and I haven't even had kids yet

A woman's boobs: BIG or small, I love them all. Never will I complain about a womans breasts.

Boobs are great, but there is 1 thing that can turn me off: sun damage!

Regular reminder for the ladies to put SPF on their cleavage too when out in the sun!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ummm .. I’m ok I guess? I fell like I’m on autopilot a bit. While wearing roller skates. But I haven’t fallen down yet so…

How’s you? How were the holidays?

I hope not chaotic or very stressful. If you need boobs, just ask.
But it will have to be tomorrow. . Nebs has one eye shut.
Love to you all

I think I speak for everyone when I say WE NEED BOOBS!

Homemade pizza and legos. Living the wild life here.

That honestly sounds awesome. Zero sarcasm here, would love homemade pizza and to play with a giant pile of Legos.

So like this isn’t even me flirting with you I just have a hilarious image of someone, possibly me but not necessarily, dressed as a monkey butler (okay, it’s me) attempting to spank you while holding those drinks steady.

And Groucho Marx is there with a duck.

Is that weird?

Well now I’m singing Talking Heads

You've never been hotter to me...fucking stop it, and stay in your corner of LA

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think I speak for everyone when I say WE NEED BOOBS!


That honestly sounds awesome. Zero sarcasm here, would love homemade pizza and to play with a giant pile of Legos.




You've never been hotter to me...fucking stop it, and stay in your corner of LA

It was Groucho Marx and the duck right? I knew that was a dangerous addition.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Reminds me of Chucky Cheese. Those places can be sketchier than most titty bars.

More violence too. Every week there are fights and arrests at the Chuck E. Only see that every 6-8 months at the booby bar.

The last time I took our daughter to The Rat they had a big NO HANDGUNS sign in the entrance.

This is true.

Damn, y’all are making me glad we don’t have a Chuckie cheese near us.

All three of the ones I pass by regularly, two of which we deliver to at work, have police officers permanently stationed there on weekends.

It doesn't help. Huge brawls (adults, not the kids) and mass arrests every other weekend. Guns. Drugs. It's an awful place.

We hated it when there were birthday parties there. I'm so glad our daughter is grown up.

There was a Chuck E Cheese's near my old college. Ex-fiance and I used to go there for lunch and play DDR for 1 token (around $0.25, depending on the bundle purchased) while all the unsupervised older kiddies were at school. For comparison, it was like $5 at the Tomorrowland arcade at Disneyland.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It was Groucho Marx and the duck right? I knew that was a dangerous addition.

So ducking hot

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So ducking hot

Quack quack

 

[morelikeasong]

I can't imagine mine getting much bigger

I’ve said that several times in my life. And yet, here we are

 

[BodieOhl]

I think I speak for everyone when I say WE NEED BOOBS!

You sure do!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ve said that several times in my life. And yet, here we are

Step into the party disrupt the whole scene!