Sex & Shenanigans

[BodieOhl]

"We have Fench Onion, New England Clam Chowder, and the soup of the day is Lindi Soup."

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What do y’all have planned for your Friday?
This sums my plans up pretty well
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Do you have crazy straws! How you gonna get it in your mouth?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Do you have crazy straws! How you gonna get it in your mouth?

And to answer the question. Still up on the air, I try to limit my drinking to one night. Always and adventure which night it’s gonna be

 

[Photog1rl]

Do you have crazy straws! How you gonna get it in your mouth?

I will have someone bring them to my lips one at a time and slowly sip.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I will have someone bring them to my lips one at a time and slowly sip.

I sure hope your slow lip sipper doesn’t slip!

 

[Photog1rl]

I sure hope your slow lip sipper doesn’t slip!

I’m currently taking applications.
It’s kind of like Operation-it takes a very steady hand.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m currently taking applications.
It’s kind of like Operation-it takes a very steady hand.

Do they need an easy touch too?

Cause I got one of those two but I ain’t saying which

 

[Photog1rl]

Do they need an easy touch too?

Cause I got one of those two but I ain’t saying which

I’d take steady over easy. I like it a little rough around the edges.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’d take steady over easy. I like it a little rough around the edges.

*mutters*. Good thing I didn’t commit to which.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Meanwhile my Friday is looking pretty tame.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

What do y’all have planned for your Friday?
This sums my plans up pretty well
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Homemade pizza and legos. Living the wild life here.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’d take steady over easy. I like it a little rough around the edges.

So like this isn’t even me flirting with you I just have a hilarious image of someone, possibly me but not necessarily, dressed as a monkey butler (okay, it’s me) attempting to spank you while holding those drinks steady.

And Groucho Marx is there with a duck.

Is that weird?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Homemade pizza and legos. Living the wild life here.

Well now I’m singing Talking Heads

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Homemade pizza and legos. Living the wild life here.

Also, pizza and legos ain’t nothing to sneer at!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

So like this isn’t even me flirting with you I just have a hilarious image of someone, possibly me but not necessarily, dressed as a monkey butler (okay, it’s me) attempting to spank you while holding those drinks steady.

And grouchy Marx is there with a duck.

Is that weird?

Are you high?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you high?

Shockingly, no. Nor drunk. Or otherwise chemically altered.

 

[Xerxes82]

What do y’all have planned for your Friday?
This sums my plans up pretty well
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Impressive.

Now do it while sitting on the face of the Litizen of your choice.

 

[LupineOne]

What do y’all have planned for your Friday?
This sums my plans up pretty well
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I wish I didn’t have to be

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Shockingly, no. Nor drunk. Or otherwise chemically altered.

So this is the baseline?

I'm intrigued.

 

[LupineOne]

So this is the baseline?

I'm intrigued.

*sits down to watch the slapstick*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So this is the baseline?

I'm intrigued.

Sure, they all say that until it’s 5:30 a.m. and I’m explaining how I think we could make a cat themed amusement park in our backyard and not go bankrupt.

 

[Photog1rl]

So like this isn’t even me flirting with you

I’m sorry…my brain stopped comprehending after this sentence.

 

[Photog1rl]

attempting to spank you while holding those drinks steady.

Oh wait…you said spank me…ok, I’m listening again.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m sorry…my brain stopped comprehending after this sentence.

I thought it might be too big a lie to swallow.

 

[Photog1rl]

I thought it might be too big a lie to swallow.

Oh so we are calling it a lie now are we???

I did lose a water bottle challenge once-if it’s too big a lie it may not fit…in my mouth.

Edited to add this disclaimer. This inuendo sounds like a water bottle may fit other places and I am making no such claim. No challenge like this occurred and I would never want to give anyone the wrong impression.