BodieOhl
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Is that why I don't get invited to parties?You are no fun.
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Is that why I don't get invited to parties?You are no fun.
*waits to see selfie of @Lmizzler *Ummm I believe there are nearly 2200 pages of evidence to support the fact that we will argue all the stupidest of shit here. Dare I say we have argued over more ridiculous things!
And then we post the occasional boob.
Are the eyes cuz I started the argument again or because you disagree with my assessment?
Oh. So you admit you started the argument AGAIN. Yeah......Are the eyes cuz I started the argument again or because you disagree with my assessment?
I meanβ¦ I didnβt intend to start the argument again β¦Oh. So you admit you started the argument AGAIN. Yeah......
The eyes are just cos I was being economical. Take them as responses to almost every post..
https://giphy.com/gifs/RdKjAkFTNZkWUGyRXFYep. The whole 'let's get the thread going, I'll post a thing ' thing that you do so well.
Then you fuck off and well. Look what happens.
You know that they can't be left unsupervised and then you come back all surprised and sassy.
It looks like a certain somebody didnβt wake up on the wet spot this morningYep. The whole 'let's get the thread going, I'll post a thing ' thing that you do so well.
Then you fuck off and well. Look what happens.
You know that they can't be left unsupervised and then you come back all surprised and sassy.
I doubt any selfie you post could ever elicit that reaction.If I wasnβt driving now I would totally post a selfie that would have everyone puking their pancakes and waffles all over the thread.
So thankfully we are all safe
Nah that happened AFTER I woke up...It looks like a certain somebody didnβt wake up on the wet spot this morning
Flattery will get you everywhere.I doubt any selfie you post could ever elicit that reaction.
Yeah. I've not even got waffles and pancakes.I doubt any selfie you post could ever elicit that reaction.
Enough for a helicopter?Flattery will get you everywhere.![]()
Nope. And you donβt even like the helicopter.Enough for a helicopter?
Ohhhhh. That's where I'm going wrong, isn't it?Flattery will get you everywhere.![]()
I knowβ¦ but I always gotta help out my girls β¦ I know they always love itNope. And you donβt even like the helicopter.
If ever a guy's dick had an inner monologue, I'm betting this was it. Word for word.I know⦠but I always gotta help out my girls ⦠I know they always love it
You naughty girlNah that happened AFTER I woke up...
I did!! Also the bra matches your lips
I'm here for this!!!!
Hey I'd hardly call 16 hours starved after about 3 weeks of near-constant friskinessWith an attitude like that, especially when you are sooooo wrong, it's no wonder you are orgasm starved.![]()
TroublemakerLord of the Rings or Star Wars β¦ who has the best world?
Sharp cheddar, smoked GoudaBut like⦠what about aged cheddar vs Brie?
Or like specialty aged cheddars like smoked versions? Are they superior to the non-smoked varieties?
Chilaquiles > waffles > omelettes > French toast > pancakes > cereal > toast > oatmeal > stale, mushy, bottom shelf store brand cereal > crepesThis is the list:..
French style crepes > waffles > pancakes
May I take the opportunity to compliment you on the boldness of your lipstick.