Sex & Shenanigans

[BodieOhl]

Is this the new pineapple on pizza?

I happen to like it. Of course pineapple here is fresh.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Is this the new pineapple on pizza?

Not even close.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I happen to like it. Of course pineapple here is fresh.

Oh me too. Just don't tell the others. They're distracted at the moment.

 

[Mr_bogey]

It'll be nice to watch a debate where I don't have skin in the game..

You stay over in the corner. You reek of cheese.

 

[morelikeasong]

Don't fuck with me. When has butter, placed on top of a steaming stack of pancakes not melted. Too many orgasms today? Your brain is melting.

Give up, you’re alone on this one.

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[Wand3rlust]

You stay over in the corner. You reek of cheese.

Nobody puts Baby(bel) in the corner....

 

[Mr_bogey]

Fake syrup sucks
My homemade sourdough flapjacks only get the best tree semen right form the source in Quebec!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Give up, you’re alone on this one.

It doesn't make me wrong.

Most are silent because they fear the consequences of your wrath.

 

[Wand3rlust]

It doesn't make me wrong.

Most are silent because they fear the consequences of your wrath.

Pahahahahaha

Pahahahahaha

Oh. Were you being serious?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Don't fuck with me. When has butter, placed on top of a steaming stack of pancakes not melted. Too many orgasms today? Your brain is melting.

It's a fucking emoji. If they put real, softened butter on hot pancakes, of course it would melt and absorb into the pancakes and we wouldn't see it. For the purposes of this emoji, the artist chose to depict a cold pat of butter on cold pancakes. Look at the edges, they're fully intact. The surrounding liquid is syrup. Fucking deal with it!

And no, no Os yet today, last was about 45 minutes before midnight

 

[jason28053]

What even is dark karo syrup? Is it molasses? I think molasses is gross but my husband loves it.
I’m not really offended by varied pancake toppings. Get funky with it.

As long as you don’t say you prefer the fake syrup to real maple.

Have you tried brown sugar and butter?

 

[MindYaBitness]

You mean the peanut butter or the pat of butter?

This is one reason I hate getting the McDonald's version because they give you frozen pats of butter which take forever to melt.

Peanut butter, as in smooshed peanuts

 

[morelikeasong]

It doesn't make me wrong.

Most are silent because they fear the consequences of your wrath.

My wrath?? I’m a sweetheart. They know that.

 

[morelikeasong]

Have you tried brown sugar and butter?

On pancakes? Like melted butter and then sprinkle the sugar?

 

[MindYaBitness]

McGriddle is the ultimate McDonald’s breakfast item. They knocked it out of the fucking park with that one. I just wish they’d use the real egg

They do use real eggs. On the their mcmuffins they crack eggs into a ring & fry them so they maintain their shape. On the scrambled eggs, they're made from liquified eggs (my spouse buys cartons of egg whites this way) and fried with butter, then sliced & folded to fit on the sandwich. Don't ask me how I know so much about McDonald's egg prep

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Evening all, glad to see we're all having a normal one.

 

[MindYaBitness]

It doesn't make me wrong.

Most are silent because they fear the consequences of your wrath.

Speak for yourself, some of us enjoy the consequences of her wrath
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[Strixaluco]

It doesn't make me wrong.

Most are silent because they fear the consequences of your wrath.

Nope.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

On the scrambled eggs, they're made from liquified eggs (my spouse buys cartons of egg whites this way)

And to think you said your husband doesn't know how to be adventurous

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Real maple

Finally a decent breakfast opinion on this thread.

 

[Strixaluco]

Sweets for the snack before bedtime.

 

[jason28053]

On pancakes? Like melted butter and then sprinkle the sugar?

Yes

 

[Bry1313]

Every morning Monday thru Saturday, and all day Sunday

Way to come in and give that answer to the 7 month old question we were waiting for.

 

[Lmizzler]

Gonna go ahead and completely blow up this conversation now.


Waffles with lemon juice and powdered sugar on top are basically an orgasm in your mouth!

 

[Mr_bogey]

It's a fucking emoji. If they put real, softened butter on hot pancakes, of course it would melt and absorb into the pancakes and we wouldn't see it. For the purposes of this emoji, the artist chose to depict a cold pat of butter on cold pancakes. Look at the edges, they're fully intact. The surrounding liquid is syrup. Fucking deal with it!

And no, no Os yet today, last was about 45 minutes before midnight

With an attitude like that, especially when you are sooooo wrong, it's no wonder you are orgasm starved.