Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

I see no syrup on the chart. There is no syrup on the waffles. Why would there be syrup on the pancakes? Play The Game, Mrs. Rulefollower! Don't be adding things that aren't there.

There is absolutely syrup on those pancakes. I think your eyesight might be deteriorating

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Could be melted butter but I’m going with very bad syrup.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Explore the cheese, with its multitude of tunnels and crawlspaces.
Eat the rice. As the late, great Mitch Hedberg used to say: "rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something." It's also great when you're 1/4" tall, you can pace yourself and it retains heat better than any of the other foods pictured.
Sleep on the bread, because it's soft, warm and dry.

You sleep under the top one or two. The maple syrup never gets that far.

Look, I didn’t even want to start on how wrong it is to put syrup directly in the pancake instead of having in a dipping pool off to the side but if you want to get me started..::. (Didn’t I mention I like breakfast? And have strong feelings about it?)

Nonono. You butter and syrup each pancake and then cut them up, and occasionally add more syrup because they're absorbent AF...but first and most importantly: you make waffles instead of pancakes

 

[Strixaluco]

but first and most importantly: you make waffles instead of pancakes

Nonono. You make sheet pancake if you're busy or lazy, and otherwise crepes!

 

[Mr_bogey]

There is absolutely syrup on those pancakes. I think your eyesight might be deteriorating

My eyesight is fine. There is a pad of butter on top which is melting due to the warmth of the stack --- the same warmth that will envelop me as I sleep.

Don't fuck with me on naps. I am a fucking certified expert on napping.

 

[morelikeasong]

My eyesight is fine. There is a pad of butter on top which is melting due to the warmth of the stack --- the same warmth that will envelop me as I sleep.

Don't fuck with me on naps. I am a fucking certified expert on napping.

When have you ever seen a clip art image of pancakes with just butter on them? Never. It’s always a pat of butter and then syrup poured on top. Which is also wrong. Who wants a pat of butter like that? It needs to be spread before adding the syrup. But, alas, this is what they think is aesthetically pleasing.

That’s syrup.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Have you ever put peanut butter on pancakes though?

I saw it up here and am still puzzled.

 

[jason28053]

When have you ever seen a clip art image of pancakes with just butter on them? Never. It’s always a pad of butter and then syrup poured on top. Which is also wrong. Who wants a pad of butter like that? It needs to be spread before adding the syrup. But, alas, this is what they think is aesthetically pleasing.

That’s syrup.

This emoji has syrup

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I see no syrup on the chart. There is no syrup on the waffles. Why would there be syrup on the pancakes? Play The Game, Mrs. Rulefollower! Don't be adding things that aren't there.

There is absolutely syrup on those pancakes. I think your eyesight might be deteriorating

Could be melted butter but I’m going with very bad syrup.

My eyesight is fine. There is a pad of butter on top which is melting due to the warmth of the stack --- the same warmth that will envelop me as I sleep.

Don't fuck with me on naps. I am a fucking certified expert on napping.

When have you ever seen a clip art image of pancakes with just butter on them? Never. It’s always a pad of butter and then syrup poured on top. Which is also wrong. Who wants a pad of butter like that? It needs to be spread before adding the syrup. But, alas, this is what they think is aesthetically pleasing.

That’s syrup.

The pancakes definitely have an unmelted PAT of butter aaand syrup on top. I agree that the butter should be melted before adding syrup, but that wouldn't translate in the picture. The waffles pictured are dry, which is just rude. IMO.

 

[MindYaBitness]

My eyesight is fine. There is a pad of butter on top which is melting due to the warmth of the stack --- the same warmth that will envelop me as I sleep.

Don't fuck with me on naps. I am a fucking certified expert on napping.

When have you ever seen a clip art image of pancakes with just butter on them? Never. It’s always a pad of butter and then syrup poured on top. Which is also wrong. Who wants a pad of butter like that? It needs to be spread before adding the syrup. But, alas, this is what they think is aesthetically pleasing.

That’s syrup.

I've got an abomination for both of you: My family eats their pancakes with peanut butter & dark Karo syrup. My grandad indoctrinated my children, so I can't escape the sacrilege in my own home

 

[Mr_bogey]

What syrup is that clear?

 

[BodieOhl]

The cheapest kind

 

[BodieOhl]

I've got an abomination for both of you: My family eats their pancakes with peanut butter & dark Karo syrup. My grandad indoctrinated my children, so I can't escape the sacrilege in my own home

That sounds like mouth glue....

 

[MindYaBitness]

That sounds like mouth glue....

It is, it's too rich & sticky

 

[MindYaBitness]

What syrup is that clear?

Nope, not clear

 

[morelikeasong]

I've got an abomination for both of you: My family eats their pancakes with peanut butter & dark Karo syrup. My grandad indoctrinated my children, so I can't escape the sacrilege in my own home

What even is dark karo syrup? Is it molasses? I think molasses is gross but my husband loves it.
I’m not really offended by varied pancake toppings. Get funky with it.

As long as you don’t say you prefer the fake syrup to real maple.

 

[morelikeasong]

unmelted PAT of butter

Hahaha yes. That too

 

[MindYaBitness]

What even is dark karo syrup? Is it molasses? I think molasses is gross but my husband loves it.
I’m not really offended by varied pancake toppings. Get funky with it.

As long as you don’t say you prefer the fake syrup to real maple.

Real maple

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is this the new pineapple on pizza?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Is this the new pineapple on pizza?

We can only hope

 

[Wand3rlust]

We can only hope

It'll be nice to watch a debate where I don't have skin in the game..

 

[morelikeasong]

Is this the new pineapple on pizza?

I’m not sure if we can put that one to bed yet, Mary.
I think there’s more discussion to be had…

 

[Azuldrgon]

Is this the new pineapple on pizza?

You mean the peanut butter or the pat of butter?

This is one reason I hate getting the McDonald's version because they give you frozen pats of butter which take forever to melt.

 

[morelikeasong]

You mean the peanut butter or the pat of butter?

This is one reason I hate getting the McDonald's version because they give you frozen pats of butter which take forever to melt.

McGriddle is the ultimate McDonald’s breakfast item. They knocked it out of the fucking park with that one. I just wish they’d use the real egg

 

[Mr_bogey]

The pancakes definitely have an unmelted PAT of butter aaand syrup on top. I agree that the butter should be melted before adding syrup, but that wouldn't translate in the picture. The waffles pictured are dry, which is just rude. IMO.

Don't fuck with me. When has butter, placed on top of a steaming stack of pancakes not melted. Too many orgasms today? Your brain is melting.