Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

I’m just thinking those choosing to sleep in pancakes are going to end up like a bug on a sticky trap

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m just thinking those choosing to sleep in pancakes are going to end up like a bug on a sticky trap

You sleep under the top one or two. The maple syrup never gets that far.

 

[Lmizzler]

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1. Exploring the crap out of that waffle with all it's peaks and valleys. It's an uncharted string of mountain ranges to find out what lies on the other side.
2. Consuming the pizza. Not that it has the most nutritional value but IT's FREAKING PIZZA!!!!
3. Napping on the warm loaf of bread and enjoying the soothing softness and smell that it will provide as I fall into slumber. (And the inevitable wet dream that I'll have about the curves of that soft pretzel)

 

[morelikeasong]

You sleep under the top one or two. The maple syrup never gets that far.

What? Syrup goes on each pancake as they are stacked. That’s how you assure proper distribution.

 

[Lmizzler]

Explore the waffle for future consumption
Consume the pizza
Nap on the warm, fluffy pancakes.

Bogey and I are very similar in our assessments here. This man gets it!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Explore the cheese
Consume the pizza
Nap on the bread

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What? Syrup goes on each pancake as they are stacked. That’s how you assure proper distribution.

Look, I didn’t even want to start on how wrong it is to put syrup directly in the pancake instead of having in a dipping pool off to the side but if you want to get me started..::. (Didn’t I mention I like breakfast? And have strong feelings about it?)

 

[morelikeasong]

Look, I didn’t even want to start on how wrong it is to put syrup directly in the pancake instead of having in a dipping pool off to the side but if you want to get me started..::. (Didn’t I mention I like breakfast? And have strong feelings about it?)

I have a very particular way I prepare my pancakes. It is 100% the best and correct way. I will not be taking feedback at this time.

 

[jason28053]

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Explore and nibble the cheese
Consume cupcake
Sleep on the bread

 

[Wand3rlust]

Explore the cheese
consume the cheese
devour the cheese
bathe in the cheese

 

[curious_me]

I have a very particular way I prepare my pancakes. It is 100% the best and correct way. I will not be taking feedback at this time.

@morelikeasong pancakes bring all the boys to the yard....damn right, it's better than yours.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Explore the cheese
Consume the pizza
Nap on the bread

I'm just gonna do what you do. Like usual.

 

[jason28053]

Explore the cheese
consume the cheese
devour the cheese
bathe in the cheese

As long as you don’t cut it

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I'm just gonna do what you do. Like usual.

I'll share my bread with you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have a very particular way I prepare my pancakes. It is 100% the best and correct way. I will not be taking feedback at this

The wife and varied ways humanity operates is endlessly fascinating. Even when bizarre.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I'll share my bread with you.

I'll share my cake with you. If you know what I'm saying.

 

[jason28053]

I'll share my cake with you. If you know what I'm saying.

MacArthur Park? Did you leave your cake out in the rain?

 

[LupineOne]

Explore the cheese
consume the cheese
devour the cheese
bathe in the cheese

Are you sure you’re not from Wisconsin?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Are you sure you’re not from Wisconsin?

Is that NORTH London?

 

[LupineOne]

Is that NORTH London?

Not quite but the direction is correct

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m just thinking those choosing to sleep in pancakes are going to end up like a bug on a sticky trap

Same!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And here I thought @onanismaddict was one of the good ones. I just can’t abide the pancake heresy.

 

[Lmizzler]

Explore the cheese
consume the cheese
devour the cheese
bathe in the cheese

You've never been sexier to me.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You've never been sexier to me.

Rude. You mean you were faking all the other times?

 

[Mr_bogey]

What? Syrup goes on each pancake as they are stacked. That’s how you assure proper distribution.

I see no syrup on the chart. There is no syrup on the waffles. Why would there be syrup on the pancakes? Play The Game, Mrs. Rulefollower! Don't be adding things that aren't there.