🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[jason28053]

Start working on your painting kills

Are you offering your body to practice on?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Noted. I want to be one of those people that paints on bikini for sports illustrated swimsuit edition

I think we all know what type of paint it will be

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Some Drs / health plans require it annually to prescribe birth control pills


I've definitely had much worse than a pap test. I'm sorry you had a bad (or worse than usual) experience last time though. I've been subjected to every painful and invasive test that can be performed on lady parts, and a Q-tip up there is not so bad, in comparison.
I once had a cervical biopsy performed while awake and without anesthesia, and it felt how I imagine a hole-puncher with the power of a staple gun to the cervix would feel. The most traumatic was being coerced by ex-fiance to undergo a transvaginal ultrasound that I wasn't comfortable with, and it felt like being forced to submit to rape. It was several years ago and the ultrasound wands were much bigger then than they are now. I was sobbing the entire time and the tech kicked him out. I couldn't stand to let him touch me again afterward, and I still haven't forgiven him for that years later. I've had 2 uterine surgeries with biopsies and there's really no way to dilate a cervix that isn't excruciatingly painful AF.
Have all the doughnuts you want, and some hugs

It wasn't the qtip that was the problem, unfortunately. My cervix is very high up so she kept shoving the speculum in deeper and it was ramming into me, very much felt like a rape with a metal object. Eventually she gave up when she couldn't shove it up high enough. So all of that pain was for nothing. Thankfully that lady is retired now.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Are you offering your body to practice on?

If I do, what do I get out of it?

 

[jason28053]

If I do, what do I get out of it?

A bikini silly

 

[jason28053]

I think we all know what type of paint it will be

Paint by numbers Debbie! Honestly you’re mind is in the gutter

 

[AmberLGreen]

Paint by numbers Debbie! Honestly you’re mind is in the gutter

Why are all these sections filled with the number 69

 

[AuntieDisco]

A bikini silly

Of course.

 

[Wriggle]

Eating my tea at half 10

 

[EricaLynch]

Heading to the shower!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Rolling my eyes so far back in my head I can see behind me.

 

[Wriggle]

Rolling my eyes so far back in my head I can see behind me.

For why, though?

 

[Cat]

Rolling my eyes so far back in my head I can see behind me.

... Seems that we are doing the same...

 

[EricaLynch]

Finally allowing myself to relax after a long rough day at work...having had dinner and a wonderfully hot shower.

 

[ericalauren]

I'm watching a movie while I eat dinner.

 

[Cogan]

Having tea and a cheese sandwitch.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Rolling my eyes so far back in my head I can see behind me.

Wasn’t me! I didn’t do it!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Rolling my eyes so far back in my head I can see behind me.

Wait, wasn't there a meme?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Having tea and a cheese sandwitch.

Cheese sammich sounds good!

 

[Cjbdd]

Debating on whether to make dinner like an adult or just have a bowl of cereal and call it a day

 

[tibotibo]

bowl of cerea

We used to have this at my parents' house every Sunday night.

I thought it was a normal thing to do in every household. Until I realized it was just that they were too lazy to cook.

I love doing it every now and then. As a reminder of my childhood.

You should go for it!

 

[AuntieDisco]

Horrified over the fact that my not so smart watch ended up calling 911 over an hour ago while I was doing front squats when I was holding a barbell. Only discovered what has happened when I heard the operator go ‘hello? Hello?’

 

[Booboobear84]

Horrified over the fact that my not so smart watch ended up calling 911 over a hour ago while I was doing front squats while I was holding a barbell. Only discovered that is happened why I heard the operator go ‘hello? Hello?’

My car fob always wants to start the alarm when I lean on it wrong in my pocket

 

[AuntieDisco]

But does it call 911?! It was madness! I told rest of the class after the workout. One joked they probably saw my heart rate and wanted to send the EMS I had to take off and throw my watch to the side for the rest of the workout

 

[Booboobear84]

But does it call 911?! It was madness! I told the rest of the call after the workout. One joked they probably saw my heart rate and wanted to send the EMS I had to take and throw my watch off for the rest of the workout

Thankfully it is only private embarrassment