Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

I have a very forgettable cock

Shouldn’t I be the judge of that?

 

[Nicefella]

Shouldn’t I be the judge of that?

Yeah. But you forgot.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yeah. But you forgot.

I know I’ve seen it before but i wanted to see it again on my birthday

 

[Nicefella]

I know I’ve seen it before but i wanted to see it again on my birthday

That was @Lmizzler - I just messaged you like super quickly afterwards and asked if you liked it.

 

[Nicefella]

That was @Lmizzler - I just messaged you like super quickly afterwards and asked if you liked it.

It’s cock confusion.

 

[Trubbycat]

It’s cock confusion.

Which is why Nebs needs photographic evidence for her collection.

 

[Nicefella]

Which is why Nebs needs photographic evidence for her collection.

Oh shit.

Evidence.

I hate that word.

 

[Trubbycat]

Would you prefer specimen?

 

[Nicefella]

Would you prefer specimen?

That sounds like a turd in a test tube

 

[Nicefella]

Would you prefer specimen?

And believe me my friend. I’m no specimen.

 

[Trubbycat]

That sounds like a turd in a test tube

Well we have to call it something.

 

[Trubbycat]

And believe me my friend. I’m no specimen.

I'm not exactly an oil painting myself.

 

[Nicefella]

Well we have to call it something.

Instead of the “vanquisher” can we take out the q and the u?

 

[Nicefella]

I'm not exactly an oil painting myself.

Don’t sell yourself short my friend. I haven’t seen it but I am sure it’s sailed a few voyages.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh shit.

Evidence.

I hate that word.

Hmm..hates evidence? Are you a gangster, narc, or a cop, which is it?

 

[Bry1313]

Hmm..hates evidence? Are you a gangster, narc, or a cop, which is it?

Definitely a cop, one of those always turning off his body cam.

 

[Nicefella]

Hmm..hates evidence? Are you a gangster, narc, or a cop, which is it?

None of the above! My goodness. I hate the word. Not the evidence itself!!!

I’m a lawyer.

 

[Nicefella]

Definitely a cop, one of those always turning off his body cam.

Says Deputy Dawg.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Definitely a cop, one of those always turning off his body cam.

I didn't like body cams when my spouse was a cop. Always had to make sure it was off when he'd come home for "lunch"

 

[Nicefella]

I have seen some stupid shit on body cams. The stupidest was a total biker wannabe cop singing “Starships” by Nikki Minaj as he was pulling someone over for a drug bust.

 

[curious_me]

I have seen some stupid shit on body cams. The stupidest was a total biker wannabe cop singing “Starships” by Nikki Minaj as he was pulling someone over for a drug bust.

#barbzbecray

 

[Lmizzler]

To all of us lame people who have to go back to work today….

 

[Nicefella]

On the train crushing it

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

This thread has had too much talk about adulting lately and not enough shenanigans!

 

[LupineOne]

Woof. How’s it going this morning Shenanigang?