Cock Talk

[Bbl87]

What about Princess Sophia?

It's from Pinky Patel, she's a comedian & that's what she calls it️

I mean, as long as it gets proper attention, I don't care what it's called.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Oh, can't you see the morning after
It's waiting right outside the storm



Now that the debauchery of the cookie eating season is over and we have all made resolutions to get back into shape starting today (or, you know, tomorrow, whatever) I started wondering about stretching and sexercise.

What exercises do you do to stay in shape for sex (assuming you ever intend to slip outside the missionary position)?

lol no exercises.

What sex position do you find to be the most physically challenging?

honestly. Cowgirl. I'm so short it can be hard. I can straddle my husband okay normally but add his dick and having to bounce up and down on it, and I struggle.

If you know (or believe) sex is on the menu tonight, do you do any particular stretches in preparation?

Nope.

What part of your body hurts the most after a night of rolling in the sack?

My vagina lol

Have you ever sustained an injury during sex? Blasted quads, a pulled back, an eyepatch after a blowjob gone awry?

ripping can happen with things get aggressive.

Have you ever injured yourself during masturbation? Details?

Nope.

On a scale of 1-10, how sexually fit is your body? (1: not at all, 10: you do squat thrusts while fucking)

6 maybe. Especially now. Still recovering from surgery.

 

[SassySheDevil]

What about Princess Sophia?

Oh man I loved that movie.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think fit for sex is a little different. Is your down stairs kitty cat up to the task? Can your heart handle the pace? Those questions are far more important than whether not my partner has a six pack or can bench 250

This is what I meant by “sexual fitness”.

 

[Bbl87]

This is what I meant by “sexual fitness”.

Well, that being the case, I amend my rating to give myself at least a 6!

 

[ZfrkS62]

Lol, my girls are home their respective colleges and couldn't wait to tell me some horror stories. One roommate didn't know what/when ovulation was (at our house we call this the "ho phase" of our cycle), another made a new friend who's been having sex for a long time but didn't know that pregnancy can occur in any position Another girl thought female orgasm was a myth because she never had one HEALTHY SEXUALITY STARTS WITH PARENTS!

So them, their cousins, and our bonus kid were sitting on my bed while I was doing my makeup, and they've told me that I need to do a podcast on all of the topics that I could talk plainly about but everyone else's parents are too afraid or embarrassed. They're coming up with a list of topics for my imaginary parenting podcast

I would listen to that podcast and I'm not even a parent. I think adults in general need to be able to answer these questions if their nieces/nephews/cousins ask them. Hell, I know a 26 year old with a 12 year old sister. No issues with that subject in that family though, holy hell.

But the misinformation and unwillingness to brush anything but the basics is scary.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Well, that being the case, I amend my rating to give myself at least a 6!

Shit. I may hand to change mine too. Part of me is very out of shape right now.
Maybe a 4.

 

[Bbl87]

Shit. I may hand to change mine too. Part of me is very out of shape right now.
Maybe a 4.

I mean, I'm definitely not capable of super athletic sex right now. Nor have I ever been. But I can go for awhile, and the plumbing is good for multiple times an hour still. Not that that ability typically gets taken advantage of, though have had a 2-fer recently, but the ability is there at least!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Shit. I may hand to change mine too. Part of me is very out of shape right now.
Maybe a 4.

I guess that depends on which part!

 

[SassySheDevil]

I mean, I'm definitely not capable of super athletic sex right now. Nor have I ever been. But I can go for awhile, and the plumbing is good for multiple times an hour still. Not that that ability typically gets taken advantage of, though have had a 2-fer recently, but the ability is there at least!

An hour? WTF is that?

 

[SassySheDevil]

I guess that depends on which part!

sadly. The good part. Menopause and surgery means Sassy has a brand-new Virginal vagina.

 

[Bbl87]

An hour? WTF is that?

A quickie.

 

[Booboobear84]

This is what I meant by “sexual fitness”.

I do bridges which help with posture by giving more core strength. I recently figured out how much those same exercises help with thrusting muscles. Highly recommend.

 

[SassySheDevil]

A quickie.

Jesus Christ. Talk about dead vagina!

 

[SassySheDevil]

I do bridges which help with posture by giving more core strength. I recently figured out how much those same exercises help with thrusting muscles. Highly recommend.

Demonstration available?

 

[Booboobear84]

Demonstration available?

 

[SassySheDevil]

My my you are hot thrusting away there. I was just hoping you'd be naked while doing it.
Thank you actually. I had no idea what a bridge was. That looks easy enough for me to do.

 

[jason28053]

My my you are hot thrusting away there. I was just hoping you'd be naked while doing it.
Thank you actually. I had no idea what a bridge was. That looks easy enough for me to do.

It’s a little tougher when someone is riding

 

[SassySheDevil]

It’s a little tougher when someone is riding

lol I don't have that problem. No one tries to mount me. However. I can totally see doing that to my husband

 

[Booboobear84]

My my you are hot thrusting away there. I was just hoping you'd be naked while doing it.
Thank you actually. I had no idea what a bridge was. That looks easy enough for me to do.

Obviously not me, but a one one one session could be arranged;-)

Oddly I do these for plantar fasciitis because good posture helps with that. I also do clams

the resistance band helps

Then there planks which suck, but really help core

 

[SassySheDevil]

Obviously not me, but a one one one session could be arranged;-)

Oddly I do these for plantar fasciitis because good posture helps with that. I also do clams the resistance band helps

Then there planks which suck, but really help core

Planks. I'm definitely not ready to try. I still have days when it feels like my incision is open and everything is going to fall out.
Plantar Fasciitis is miserable. I slept with those boots which helped a lot. I also got the happy feet insoles.

 

[Booboobear84]

Planks. I'm definitely not ready to try. I still have days when it feels like my incision is open and everything is going to fall out.
Plantar Fasciitis is miserable. I slept with those boots which helped a lot. I also got the happy feet insoles.

Oh, I missed that. Yeah don't do planks for a while, that would not be good.

 

[Booboobear84]

Mine isn't bad, and the PT helped.

 

[hotwords229_A]

No one tries to mount me.

We haven’t met in person . . . yet . . .

 

[SassySheDevil]

We haven’t met in person . . . yet . . .

You big tease!