Cock Talk

[SassySheDevil]

But. No need to worry. Nothing you can đo. We like the dick that is attached to bodies we like.

 

[Bbl87]

I……just don’t measure…..but I like the cut of my dick’s jibe so why worry.

It took me until age 35 to get around to it.

 

[Bbl87]

But. No need to worry. Nothing you can đo. We like the dick that is attached to bodies we like.

That is what ultimately matters. Same goes for boobs/butt/other lady bits.

Because let's be honest, if I just wanted to see those there's the whole internet. But when they're attached to someone I enjoy? That's where the fun is.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I tend to use am/pics on days I just want a visual.

 

[Bbl87]

I tend to use am/pics on days I just want a visual.

This may be surprising, but even as a guy I usually don't go that route.

But I'm a hopeless romantic.

I prefer to go back through PMs or Skype conversations.

Actually, give me audio any day over visuals.

 

[SassySheDevil]

This may be surprising, but even as a guy I usually don't go that route.

But I'm a hopeless romantic.

I prefer to go back through PMs or Skype conversations.

Actually, give me audio any day or visuals.

I don't Skype as much as I used to. PMs that offer me something to look at. Gone years ago. Well except the couple that still send me dick thanks to Trekkas thread.
But both use links that expire. So looking back does nothing.

 

[Bbl87]

I don't Skype as much as I used to. PMs that offer me something to look at. Gone years ago. Well except the couple that still send me dick thanks to Trekkas thread.
But both use links that expire. So looking back does nothing.

Fair point. I don't actually have any in PMs on here. And I do use expiring links myself for that.

And I only talk on Skype with a select few people. Not as much as I'd like to lately for job reasons, actually. Most of it is SFW stuff, but the search media function is handy.

 

[Bry1313]

I don't Skype as much as I used to. PMs that offer me something to look at. Gone years ago. Well except the couple that still send me dick thanks to Trekkas thread.
But both use links that expire. So looking back does nothing.

Forever links are messy on IMGBB, but the Discord media tab on a chat? That’s a treasure trove.

 

[hotwords229_A]

friend who's been having sex for a long time but didn't know that pregnancy can occur in any position

WHAT!?

I like both. Show me the before (So I can imagine being the one to get it hard) Then show me the after

I was thinking of you when I wrote that question. Until you, I had never thought about a flaccid pic being appealing.

If your dick is funny. There might be a problem

Mine is hilarious.

I didn't realize either. But it makes sense. Honestly, my hands (and mouth for that matter) do alot more of the work in ensuring a good time for my partner. Dunno if that's part of it.

But it has led to skepticism when asked size and then seeing it. I have a tailors tape for that reason. Being 6'5" with a dad bod doesn't help perception either.

I think the hand thing is more about manliness. Using your hands, making stuff, strangling animals (the ones who deserve it, I mean), fighting, basically doing man stuff. Women like that.

I have kind of veiny hands and women seem to think that’s hot.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think you'll be forgiven.

I'm still fascinated by how many women like hands. Until I joined lit. I just thought I was weird.

So I don't really notice the hands of people I'm not attracted to. But I love seeing and touching my partner's hands. And on Lit... hmm. When it's a hand that I want to touch me, it's sexy AF to see. Mainly because I'm imagining what it could be doing.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh, can't you see the morning after
It's waiting right outside the storm

https://64.media.tumblr.com/2a53eff97671348ffd8f8f7c107fce79/d904e69239970529-8a/s500x750/305d449cc7d337005779117c55dd9606fd7d905c.gif

Now that the debauchery of the cookie eating season is over and we have all made resolutions to get back into shape starting today (or, you know, tomorrow, whatever) I started wondering about stretching and sexercise.

What exercises do you do to stay in shape for sex (assuming you ever intend to slip outside the missionary position)?
What sex position do you find to be the most physically challenging?
If you know (or believe) sex is on the menu tonight, do you do any particular stretches in preparation?
What part of your body hurts the most after a night of rolling in the sack?
Have you ever sustained an injury during sex? Blasted quads, a pulled back, an eyepatch after a blowjob gone awry?
Have you ever injured yourself during masturbation? Details?
On a scale of 1-10, how sexually fit is your body? (1: not at all, 10: you do squat thrusts while fucking)

 

[Bbl87]

What exercises do you do to stay in shape for sex (assuming you ever intend to slip outside the missionary position)?

Nothing really. Need to start doing more cardio though to work on getting rid of the gut.

What sex position do you find to be the most physically challenging?

Ot from an athletic perspective, but prone. Due to her having plenty of junk in the trunk and me not being excessively long in the dick department, it takes exactly the right angle.

If you know (or believe) sex is on the menu tonight, do you do any particular stretches in preparation?

Nope. Which may be why I get charlie horses on occasion.

What part of your body hurts the most after a night of rolling in the sack?

If anything my back. My height has not been kind to my back over the years.

Have you ever sustained an injury during sex? Blasted quads, a pulled back, an eyepatch after a blowjob gone awry?

Other than pulled muscles not really. I did go through a bout of orgasm induced thunderclap headaches. Thought I was having a stroke the first time. Vision went white, worst headache of my life. Wife almost called 911. Happened again the next time, but weaker, and gradually went away over time. But we were trying for a kid at the time so I was expected to power through.

Have you ever injured yourself during masturbation? Details?

Can't say I have.

On a scale of 1-10, how sexually fit is your body? (1: not at all, 10: you do squat thrusts while fucking)

Probably a 4, if I'm optimistic. With the frequency or lack thereof around here, hard to for it to be a motivation for being in shape.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh, can't you see the morning after
It's waiting right outside the storm

https://64.media.tumblr.com/2a53eff97671348ffd8f8f7c107fce79/d904e69239970529-8a/s500x750/305d449cc7d337005779117c55dd9606fd7d905c.gif

Now that the debauchery of the cookie eating season is over and we have all made resolutions to get back into shape starting today (or, you know, tomorrow, whatever) I started wondering about stretching and sexercise.

What exercises do you do to stay in shape for sex (assuming you ever intend to slip outside the missionary position)?
What sex position do you find to be the most physically challenging?
If you know (or believe) sex is on the menu tonight, do you do any particular stretches in preparation?
What part of your body hurts the most after a night of rolling in the sack?
Have you ever sustained an injury during sex? Blasted quads, a pulled back, an eyepatch after a blowjob gone awry?
Have you ever injured yourself during masturbation? Details?
On a scale of 1-10, how sexually fit is your body? (1: not at all, 10: you do squat thrusts while fucking)

What exercises do you do to stay in shape for sex (assuming you ever intend to slip outside the missionary position)?
I'm short & plump. To maintain this situation I have a steady routine of spin class & carbs. In all seriousness, I use a Peri Fit to work out my pelvic floor muscles. Who knew you could play a video game with your vagina

What sex position do you find to be the most physically challenging?
Reverse cowgirl, because I can't hold on to the headboard


If you know (or believe) sex is on the menu tonight, do you do any particular stretches in preparation?
Nope. I'm not that old just yet!

What part of your body hurts the most after a night of rolling in the sack?
my vagina, if he's doing it right!

Have you ever sustained an injury during sex? Blasted quads, a pulled back, an eyepatch after a blowjob gone awry?
Yes, I was trying a BJ technique and just ended up bruising my jaw. I had to get my teeth cleaned that week, and my dentist who is one of my best friends, started laughing. He knew exactly how it had happened without me saying a word. I was so embarrassed. Apparently, dentists can tell quite a few things about our "oral" habits. It's a huge inside joke in the profession.

Have you ever injured yourself during masturbation? Details?
I got a little chafed once, does that count?

On a scale of 1-10, how sexually fit is your body? (1: not at all, 10: you do squat thrusts while fucking)
I can crack a walnut with my vagina, is that fit enough?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I did go through a bout of orgasm induced thunderclap headaches.

Even though that must have been terrifying, your wife earned some serious bragging rights out of that one.

In all seriousness, I use a Peri Fit to work out my pelvic floor muscles. Who knew you could play a video game with your vagina

I forgot to ask about kegel exercises. I wonder if the Apple Health app tracks your vagina strength?

dentists can tell quite a few things about our "oral" habits. It's a huge inside joke in the profession.

Good to know. I never thought about asking my dentist who gives the best blowjobs!

I got a little chafed once, does that count?

Yes, and, I suppose, we have all been a little too enthusiastic for time to time.

 

[morelikeasong]

I use a Peri Fit to work out my pelvic floor muscles. Who knew you could play a video game with your vagina

Santa @jason28053 is it too early to start my Christmas list?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Good to know. I never thought about asking my dentist who gives the best blowjobs!

Can you imagine that seal of approval on a dating profile, "4 out of 5 dentist recommend"

 

[jason28053]

Santa @jason28053 is it too early to start my Christmas list?

No it’s not

 

[MindYaBitness]

Santa @jason28053 is it too early to start my Christmas list?

You'll want it before next Christmas, I assure you! I never thought playing Flappy Bird could be so fun

 

[Bbl87]

I can crack a walnut with my vagina, is that fit enough?

I might need to go change my answer. I was thinking physical fitness... if we're talking about what my dick can do...

 

[MindYaBitness]

I might need to go change my answer. I was thinking physical fitness... if we're talking about what my dick can do...

I'm sure he may have meant physical fitness. However, that's pretty subjective. I know very heavy people who are super active, and outwardly fit & slim folks who couldn't jog a block.

I think fit for sex is a little different. Is your down stairs kitty cat up to the task? Can your heart handle the pace? Those questions are far more important than whether not my partner has a six pack or can bench 250

 

[Cogan]

You'll want it before next Christmas, I assure you! I never thought playing Flappy Bird could be so fun

"Hey kids! I'm going to bed for a while but I have a new game on the phone for you!"

 

[Bbl87]

Is your down stairs kitty cat up to the task?

Never had it called that... but I think so!

 

[morelikeasong]

Never had it called that... but I think so!

What about Princess Sophia?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Never had it called that... but I think so!

It's from Pinky Patel, she's a comedian & that's what she calls it️

 

[jason28053]

You'll want it before next Christmas, I assure you! I never thought playing Flappy Bird could be so fun

Santa is always looking for toy testers