Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Umm tell them I am retiring

Are you rejecting a spot on the Team Kitty roster?

 

[LupineOne]

I tend to lean towards gummies myself so yes.

Likewise. And it sounds like an excellent idea

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Umm tell them I am retiring

Are you rejecting a spot on the Team Kitty roster?

My client is exploring all of his options. He is very much in demand and subject to many offers. What could he expect in the way of a signing bonus?

 

[morelikeasong]

My client is exploring all of his options. He is very much in demand and subject to many offers. What could he expect in the way of a signing bonus?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

My client is exploring all of his options. He is very much in demand and subject to many offers. What could he expect in the way of a signing bonus?

I just want someone to put up with my boozing. Listen to my weirdo music. Eat tacos. Light shit on fire. Watch UFO, boxing and serial killer documentaries. Appreciate me cooking eggs in a Mumuu or pajama pants on a Sunday morning. You know normal shit.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My client is exploring all of his options. He is very much in demand and subject to many offers. What could he expect in the way of a signing bonus?

Your client is well aware of all the (minimal, mostly dehydration) risks and considerable benefits of joining Team Kitty

 

[Mr_bogey]

I have spent my entire life as a goody-goody. I've never drank, smoked, orctaken anything not prescribed to me...essentially, I've never had fun But insomnia is a bitch, and when pharmaceuticals fail & weed is legal, gummies it is! My doctor even told me what kind to get!

I have my juris doctorate but I'm not sure that qualifies me to be called "your Dr "

Down side, they do make me giggly, and not in a space to make the best decisions, which is an entirely new experience for me

You should have befriended me decades ago. I would have corrupted you.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I just want someone to put up with my boozing. Listen to my weirdo music. Eat tacos. Light shit on fire. Watch UFO, boxing and serial killer documentaries. Appreciate me cooking eggs in a Mumuu or pajama pants on a Sunday morning. You know normal shit.

Lose the muumuu, add chilaquiles to the migas and we have a deal

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I just want someone to put up with my boozing. Listen to my weirdo music. Eat tacos. Light shit on fire. Watch UFO, boxing and serial killer documentaries. Appreciate me cooking eggs in a Mumuu or pajama pants on a Sunday morning. You know normal shit.

Are these term acceptable @Kitty_so_frisky?

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Lose the muumuu, add chilaquiles to the migas and we have a deal

The chilaquiles we will accept but the muumuu is non negotiable

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I just want someone to put up with my boozing. Listen to my weirdo music. Eat tacos. Light shit on fire. Watch UFO, boxing and serial killer documentaries. Appreciate me cooking eggs in a Mumuu or pajama pants on a Sunday morning. You know normal shit.

The chilaquiles we will accept but the muumuu is non negotiable

Considering the fact that he said a muumuu OR pajama pants, I believe it is negotiable. I’m good with the pajama pants.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Considering the fact that he said a muumuu OR pajama pants, I believe it is negotiable. I’m good with the pajama pants.

Come now, be reasonable. We both know that deep down he wants to be in the muumuu and if anything that benefits you with easier access to my client once called upon to perform

 

[Mr_bogey]

Your emoji is broken.

 

[morelikeasong]

Your emoji is broken.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Come now, be reasonable. We both know that deep down he wants to be in the muumuu and if anything that benefits you with easier access to my client once called upon to perform

But deep down, when he messages me at 3am, does he really want the muumuu more than he wants me to ride his face and moan his name?

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

But deep down, when he messages me at 3am, does he really want the muumuu more than he wants me to ride his face and moan his name?

I don't see how the muumuu would prevent this from taking place

 

[curious_me]

Are you rejecting a spot on the Team Kitty roster?

This is better than ESPN. Will he retire or will his rights gets traded to another team?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I don't see how the muumuu would prevent this from taking place

1) Muumuus are not FFL regulation attire.
2) They have certain properties that would effectively dry up the field of play, making it a friction burn hazard

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

This is better than ESPN. Will he retire or will his rights gets traded to another team?

Dude is chasing his client’s bag like Scott Boras

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Dude is chasing his client’s bag like Scott Boras

I work hard for my client's I'd work equally hard on your behalf if you were my client

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Well I wasn't smoking. But then I scrolled through this thread and now I am. Bad fucking influences, all of you.

 

[morelikeasong]

Well I wasn't smoking. But then I scrolled through this thread and now I am. Bad fucking influences, all of you.

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

I work hard for my client's I'd work equally hard on your behalf if you were my client

Get @Mo_Bandy to accept his roster slot and you can negotiate the last 2 slots on my behalf

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Get @Mo_Bandy to accept his roster slot and you can negotiate the last 2 slots on my behalf

I will consult with my client on the matter

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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I'm afraid so, my dear.

No complaints of course.

Well I wasn't smoking. But then I scrolled through this thread and now I am. Bad fucking influences, all of you.

Ohhhh stoned cuddle pile!