Cock Talk

[aussiegeekygal]

Episode II of the podcast perhaps?

I've got episode three all lined up, too:
The not so mythical clitoris

 

[SassySheDevil]

PlanetaryNads


We all know that every woman loves to be inundated with dick pics, the more unsolicited the better.
Okay, that may not be entirely true, but every now and then a situation (like yesterday) comes up where a series of SOLICITED pics are requested.

We know “it depends on my mood or who is sending it” but let’s speak in generalities.

Do you take (or prefer) a quick point and shoot dick pic or are you an artistic dick picker?

I prefer that he at least put thought into it and didn't just pull his pants down and take a pic. It doesn't have to be artistic. Just a little effort.

Do you prefer flaccid or hard?

This depends on many things. I like both. Show me the before (So I can imagine being the one to get it hard) Then show me the after

Bright lights or intimate shadows?

Natural light. It doesn't need to be a full on photo shoot with lighting.

Silly, funny or erotic—your general preference?

If your dick is funny. There might be a problem

Describe the best dick pic you ever sent or received?

The best are always the ones attached to people I like/care about.
But strictly appearance wise. My favorite was way back in the days when we had our own 4x4 bulletin board and had a thread related to naked body parts and one of the guys who posted, first posted a picture of his dick with a Santa hat. But then when I saw it out of the hat. Good god. If I could marry a dick!!!

If a guy doesn’t want to send a dick pic, what goes through your mind, how does it affect your view of him, are you suspicious? What about a guy who is too enthusiastic about it?

If someone doesn't want to send one. I don't care unless it is someone I'm involved with on an intimate level. No rush, but if you never send one. I will eventually do the same and stop sending anything intimate.

 

[jason28053]

Indeed he does, but we'll have to find a donor as I had an ablation, and I'm not sure if it's legal to send blood from PNW to Florida. What say you @Lord Pmann , do you prefer fresh, or can we just mail you a powdered version?

Wait PenisMann lives in Florida?? That explains all the Florida Man stories

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Wait PenisMann lives in Florida?? That explains all the Florida Man stories

Or he visits a lot because that's where all the loose old ladies retired

 

[SassySheDevil]

There should be a dick pic taking service that does house calls.

Where should I apply?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Lol, my girls are home their respective colleges and couldn't wait to tell me some horror stories. One roommate didn't know what/when ovulation was (at our house we call this the "ho phase" of our cycle), another made a new friend who's been having sex for a long time but didn't know that pregnancy can occur in any position Another girl thought female orgasm was a myth because she never had one HEALTHY SEXUALITY STARTS WITH PARENTS!

So them, their cousins, and our bonus kid were sitting on my bed while I was doing my makeup, and they've told me that I need to do a podcast on all of the topics that I could talk plainly about but everyone else's parents are too afraid or embarrassed. They're coming up with a list of topics for my imaginary parenting podcast

This is the relationship I have with my kids and yes, I laughed when a couple of their friends came to me to ask questions. But then I guess since I have penises all over the house, they feel more comfortable knowing I'm pretty damn open.
But I used to love the college stories!

I've always been open and honest with my kids and I think they are very comfortable with it now. There might have been times where it was still scary to ask. But I never felt I could ask my parents. So, I wanted them to be able to.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

We should draw them with menstrual blood and dedicate them to @Lord Pmann

He loves that shit

Allia, is that you?

 

[Bbl87]

I prefer that he at least put thought into it and didn't just pull his pants down and take a pic. It doesn't have to be artistic. Just a little effort.

I guess I've been lax in my creativity. I feel like there's only so many ways to take a picture of a dick. Craziest I've gotten was taking one with my badge in the picture. Covered up my badge number with my thumb, of course. But it was also someone I trust enough that that wouldn't be a big deal anwyay.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I guess I've been lax in my creativity. I feel like there's only so many ways to take a picture of a dick. Craziest I've gotten was taking one with my badge in the picture. Covered up my badge number with my thumb, of course. But it was also someone I trust enough that that wouldn't be a big deal anwyay.

There may be limited ways to take a dick pic. Women would say the same for Vag. But no guy is going to complain that it looks too much like the last one.
There are many things to feature though. Head. Precum, veins, hand on shaft, finger tip on the precum.
Hand and dick and I'm in heaven.

 

[Bbl87]

There may be limited ways to take a dick pic. Women would say the same for Vag. But no guy is going to complain that it looks too much like the last one.
There are many things to feature though. Head. Precum, veins, hand on shaft, finger tip on the precum.
Hand and dick and I'm in heaven.

I don't thing I've ever taken one without my hand. I've been told it's one of my better features. After my dick if course.

Only downside is I have big hands, so it can make the dick look a little less impressive.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I don't thing I've ever taken one without my hand. I've been told it's one of my better features. After my dick if course.

Only downside is I have big hands, so it can make the dick look a little less impressive.

I think you'll be forgiven.

I'm still fascinated by how many women like hands. Until I joined lit. I just thought I was weird.

 

[Bbl87]

I think you'll be forgiven.

I'm still fascinated by how many women like hands. Until I joined lit. I just thought I was weird.

I didn't realize either. But it makes sense. Honestly, my hands (and mouth for that matter) do alot more of the work in ensuring a good time for my partner. Dunno if that's part of it.

But it has led to skepticism when asked size and then seeing it. I have a tailors tape for that reason. Being 6'5" with a dad bod doesn't help perception either.

 

[Bry1313]

I'll do a podcast with you! Seriously. I love educating people about this stuff

Clicks subscribe

 

[SassySheDevil]

I didn't realize either. But it makes sense. Honestly, my hands (and mouth for that matter) do alot more of the work in ensuring a good time for my partner. Dunno if that's part of it.

But it has led to skepticism when asked size and then seeing it. I have a tailors tape for that reason. Being 6'5" with a dad bod doesn't help perception either.

I'm laughing because i just took my yearly picture with a friend of mine. He's 6'7 and every year we take a new picture because I'm 4'¹11.
I've learned that many wives tales are wrong.

 

[Bbl87]

I'm laughing because i just took my yearly picture with a friend of mine. He's 6'7 and every year we take a new picture because I'm 4'¹11.
I've learned that many wives tales are wrong.

Shoe size? Hand size? Nose size?

Am I missing one?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Shoe size? Hand size? Nose size?

Am I missing one?

I started a thread a while back that had a few. I was surprised by one of the measuring options. It was still hand. But basically tip of thumb to tip of pinky. Do like a stretched hang loose. Then measure the distance. I think I had a 7 inch penis.

 

[Bbl87]

I started a thread a while back that had a few. I was surprised by one of the measuring options. It was still hand. But basically tip of thumb to tip of pinky. Do like a stretched hang loose. Then measure the distance. I think I had a 7 inch penis.

Hold on. I'll be right back...

 

[Bry1313]

Hold on. I'll be right back...

You measuring again?

 

[Bbl87]

I started a thread a while back that had a few. I was surprised by one of the measuring options. It was still hand. But basically tip of thumb to tip of pinky. Do like a stretched hang loose. Then measure the distance. I think I had a 7 inch penis.

Hold on. I'll be right back...

You measuring again?

Just my hand. And damn, I wish that myth was accurate. Apparently my hand span is 9".

 

[SassySheDevil]

Just my hand. And damn, I wish that myth was accurate. Apparently my hand span is 9".

I mean.... I was impressed with 7. I have small hands. So I get it.

 

[Bbl87]

I mean.... I was impressed with 7. I have small hands. So I get it.

Yep. I'd never actually measured my hand before. Add that to the knowledge base I guess.

 

[Bry1313]

I mean.... I was impressed with 7. I have small hands. So I get it.

I……just don’t measure…..but I like the cut of my dick’s jibe so why worry.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Yep. I'd never actually measured my hand before. Add that to the knowledge base I guess.

I'm still surprised at how many say they've never measured at all.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I……just don’t measure…..but I like the cut of my dick’s jibe so why worry.

Its jibe huh?

 

[Bry1313]

Its jibe huh?

Very strong jibe