Cock Talk

Do you take (or prefer) a quick point and shoot dick pic or are you an artistic dick picker?

Someone sending me friendly dick, dick to let me know what they look like, or dick to make me want to see more- artistic dick

Someone sending me a picture to let me how turned on they are right now- a quick point and shoot.

Do you prefer flaccid or hard?
Hard unless you want to impress me with how much of a shower you are...

Or unless it's a cock I want to make hard.

Bright lights or intimate shadows?
Bright natural light.

Silly, funny or erotic—your general preference?

All of the three.

Describe the best dick pic you ever sent or received?
I'm going to say the video of the dick cumming in an inappropriate environment after we had been chatting. I still go back to that one.

If a guy doesn’t want to send a dick pic, what goes through your mind, how does it affect your view of him, are you suspicious?
I'm always suspicious of @Mr_bogey

What about a guy who is too enthusiastic about it?
Is there such a thing?
 
I am very open & plain spoken when it comes to sex & sexuality, with my kids. So much in fact, that they have brought their friends to me to ask questions they're too embarrassed to ask their own parents. I'm the mom, who can talk factually about really uncomfortable things, which creates an safe environment to ask more questions
You sound like my mum. I grew up in a matter of fact home where my friends would come for information and advice. I'm the same way with my kids and am noticing I'm already starting to get questions from early elementary school aged peers about things I didn't realize I'd be talking about yet.
 
You're right, I shouldn't make a generalization of the men on here. My creepy inbox is not an indictment of the male gender, just an indication that if you post too much on the sex toy review thread, some guys get the idea that you need to see the genuine item🙄

I am very open & plain spoken when it comes to sex & sexuality, with my kids. So much in fact, that they have brought their friends to me to ask questions they're too embarrassed to ask their own parents. I'm the mom, who can talk factually about really uncomfortable things, which creates an safe environment to ask more questions
Dear Tig?
 
Dear Tig?
Lol, my girls are home their respective colleges and couldn't wait to tell me some horror stories. One roommate didn't know what/when ovulation was (at our house we call this the "ho phase" of our cycle), another made a new friend who's been having sex for a long time but didn't know that pregnancy can occur in any position🤦‍♀️ Another girl thought female orgasm was a myth because she never had one😳 HEALTHY SEXUALITY STARTS WITH PARENTS!

So them, their cousins, and our bonus kid were sitting on my bed while I was doing my makeup, and they've told me that I need to do a podcast on all of the topics that I could talk plainly about but everyone else's parents are too afraid or embarrassed. They're coming up with a list of topics for my imaginary parenting podcast😂
 
Lol, my girls are home their respective colleges and couldn't wait to tell me some horror stories. One roommate didn't know what/when ovulation was (at our house we call this the "ho phase" of our cycle), another made a new friend who's been having sex for a long time but didn't know that pregnancy can occur in any position🤦‍♀️ Another girl thought female orgasm was a myth because she never had one😳 HEALTHY SEXUALITY STARTS WITH PARENTS!

So them, their cousins, and our bonus kid were sitting on my bed while I was doing my makeup, and they've told me that I need to do a podcast on all of the topics that I could talk plainly about but everyone else's parents are too afraid or embarrassed. They're coming up with a list of topics for my imaginary parenting podcast😂
A podcast with pictures? Some of us need pictures too 😉 Little Drawing ✍️
 
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Lol, my girls are home their respective colleges and couldn't wait to tell me some horror stories. One roommate didn't know what/when ovulation was (at our house we call this the "ho phase" of our cycle), another made a new friend who's been having sex for a long time but didn't know that pregnancy can occur in any position🤦‍♀️ Another girl thought female orgasm was a myth because she never had one😳 HEALTHY SEXUALITY STARTS WITH PARENTS!

So them, their cousins, and our bonus kid were sitting on my bed while I was doing my makeup, and they've told me that I need to do a podcast on all of the topics that I could talk plainly about but everyone else's parents are too afraid or embarrassed. They're coming up with a list of topics for my imaginary parenting podcast😂
I'll do a podcast with you! Seriously. I love educating people about this stuff
 
You sound like my mum. I grew up in a matter of fact home where my friends would come for information and advice. I'm the same way with my kids and am noticing I'm already starting to get questions from early elementary school aged peers about things I didn't realize I'd be talking about yet.
Right?!?! It's amazing the questions kids have that they're uncomfortable ask, and/or know their parents are too uncomfortable to answer. I mean, keep things age appropriate, but answer the damn question.


Skip this if don't want to hear the Gospel according to Tig...
*now that I'm comfortably situated on my soap box, I would also like to add that positive body image starts with parents as well. I can remember resolving that i would not be negative about my body in front of my kids. 4 days after baby #3 came into the world, my daughter saw me step into the shower. My oldest, age 4 then, asked with a quizzical look, why my tummy was "flopsy". Now, I wanted to melt & cry (where my moms at, you ladies get it!) Instead I got a big smile on my face, put my hands on the soft half watermelon on my lower abdomen, and said, because that's where you & brother and sister grew. Isn't it wonderful that my body can make a whole person! Someday it will go back to being just as it was, but for now my body misses the baby it carried.

I've got three kids who will tell you that sometimes they get frustrated if a certain fashion doesn't look good on them, but they don't tear themselves apart like a lot of their peers do.
 
A podcast with pictures? So of us need pictures too 😉
Lol, you can look at @Saltfountain thread "variation on a theme, for the formula required for me to share a PG pic, and you'll see why its so rare. It's essentially like lightening striking. However, I'm happy to send you some Crayola's and you can make them for me & AGG's podcast😁
 
Lol, you can look at @Saltfountain thread "variation on a theme, for the formula required for me to share a PG pic, and you'll see why its so rare. It's essentially like lightening striking. However, I'm happy to send you some Crayola's and you can make them for me & AGG's podcast😁
Stick figures work nicely when trying to explain things! That was my point 😂
 
I'm menstruating as we speak.
It's my super power 🩸
It was my cryptonite, which is why I needed an ablation (not a hysterectomy my doc first recommended, that can leave a woman with week bones, no sex drive & aorgasmia.) Another thing that girls should know about!!!
 
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