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[lingus60]

Well on the subject of weather...

I love cold weather. The colder the better. I was recently in Washington State in the US and my first night was a very chilly -10c. I was a very happy bunnyz especially when I got to frolic in some very deep snow out there too.

I then come home to bloody drizzle!

Right, back to discussions about gangbangs, double penetrations and the world record for most sexual partners in 24 hours.

Is that before or after we’ve eaten the cheese?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

... Brits and a Dane... Yup!! We are definitely going to talk about the weather.. or football..

Right now, it is the weather!

OP Anderson and salted liquorice..

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Is that before or after we’ve eaten the cheese?

Er... Before? I'm guessing copious amounts of cheese before a gangbang might lead to some er... messy situations.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Did someone mention gangbangs?

 

[Btq97]

Er... Before? I'm guessing copious amounts of cheese before a gangbang might lead to some er... messy situations.

and the cracker crumbs - they is mighty pointy and sharp

 

[deft]

Did someone mention gangbangs?

‘Tis the season for it…

 

[Wand3rlust]

‘Tis the season for it…

When is the off season?

 

[lingus60]

Did someone mention gangbangs?

yes but it somehow got caught up with cheeseboard discussions

 

[deft]

When is the off season?

Fair point

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Right... Form a queue on the left for cheese. And on the right for gangbangs.

If there's one thing us Brit's are good at, it's queuing.

 

[lingus60]

Right... Form a queue on the left for cheese. And on the right for gangbangs.

If there's one thing us Brit's are good at, it's queuing.

I think the room might start to tilt!

 

[deft]

I think the room might start to tilt!

Well, a really good cheese table is kinda irresistible…

 

[Wand3rlust]

I dunno, if @deft is in the room I'm not sure how much more cheese the atmosphere can take..

 

[_mattycatfish]

People talk about that stuff... Here?!

Not with me ;(

 

[deft]

I dunno, if @deft is in the room I'm not sure how much more cheese the atmosphere can take..

Hey, somebody’s got to get the party started!

 

[lingus60]

Maybe someone can think of a creative way to combine the cheese table with the gang bang. Hmmmmm maybe there’s a lit story there…..

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I think the room might start to tilt!

Indeed. I'm the only one stood on the right!

I think I should just say fuck it, load xHamster and go back to bed.

 

[StrangeView]

(Rises sleepily from under a pile of empty gin bottles and biscuit crumbs)

Whu?? Zat Wonky????

 

[Wand3rlust]

*comes back, looks round, grabs handful of cheese, leaves*

 

[Btq97]

*comes back, looks round, grabs handful of cheese, leaves*

I hope your hands a clean missy

 

[Wand3rlust]

I hope your hands a clean missy

It's ok. I know where they've been....

 

[Btq97]

It's ok. I know where they've been....

lol

 

[deft]

It's ok. I know where they've been....

Do you know where they’re going?

 

[Btq97]

Do you know where they’re going?

back where they came from only with cheese

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do you know where they’re going?

I know where they're NOT going..

*stares hard at @deft *