Clarification question on restricted content type: Bestiality

[samhasstories]

terrierable

There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling.

 

[onehitwanda]

There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling.

Sorry. I do have that effect on people.

 

[EmilyMiller]

That's a knotty problem. Can't imagine the solution comes without some ruff corner cases. We should paws and consider this.

I'll see myself out.

Be ashamed. Be very ashamed.

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

Be ashamed. Be very ashamed.

Em

I am so ashamed. So very ashamed.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Be ashamed. Be very ashamed.

Em

You too @SimonDoom

Em

 

[SimonDoom]

You too @SimonDoom

Em

No biscuit for me.

 

[hetellsastory]

Having read the feedback, and a night to think it over, I think I have my solution. One of the criteria is the protag being involved, sexually, in an unexpected way without the event being "an attack". I think your collective feedback has given me an idea.

Except for the puns. Those were just pure entertainment! Thank you!

 

[gordo12]

My take on the law and what's legal to write is that if it doesn't exist, you can have sex with it. We have tentacle stories. One I read called the Blob about a fish and a guy. Angels, demons, werewolves, vampires, the list goes on and on.
Demons and imps have featured in my stories with no blowback.
The Harkness test is pure bullshit in my opinion.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Have to ask. Why would you want to have sex with a non-sentient being?

Em

 

[StillStunned]

Have to ask. Why would you want to have sex with a non-sentient being?

Em

It doesn't seem to be an issue for every straight woman on the planet.

(It's a joke about horny men being mindless animals. Get it? Get it?)

 

[gordo12]

Have to ask. Why would you want to have sex with a non-sentient being?

Em

Why have sex with a knothole? I don't think women really understand just how hard our hormones drive us when men are hitting puberty and a few years beyond. Socks, vacuum cleaners, underwear models in Sears catalogues...!
TMI perhaps!

 

[gordo12]

Have to ask. Why would you want to have sex with a non-sentient being?

Em

And there are plenty of videos online of women having sex with animals and other things. Why would they want that?

 

[djrip]

Have to ask. Why would you want to have sex with a non-sentient being?

Em

Like a sex doll or a Fleshlight or, er, Rob? Wait, those are objects, not beings. Still non-sentient though. Now I'm thinking of living bioengineered non-sentient sex toys.
Actually I think non-sentient is ok. It's non-sapient that gets weird. Animals are sentient but not sapient, right? So non-sentient would be stuff like plants and objects.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

And there are plenty of videos online of women having sex with animals and other things. Why would they want that?

Not to mention that necrophilia is a thing.

 

[EmilyMiller]

It doesn't seem to be an issue for every straight woman on the planet.

(It's a joke about horny men being mindless animals. Get it? Get it?)

I think you need to sharpen up the material. Maybe take it on the road and try it out on different audiences.

Em

 

[StillStunned]

I think you need to sharpen up the material. Maybe take it on the road and try it out on different audiences.

Em

I sense that I'm being politely told to fuck off out of here.

 

[EmilyMiller]

And there are plenty of videos online of women having sex with animals and other things. Why would they want that?

It wasn’t a gender-specific question. And probably money for the vids.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

I sense that I'm being politely told to fuck off out of here.

If I’m telling you that, I’ll use the code phrase “fuck off out of here.”

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Like a sex doll or a Fleshlight or, er, Rob? Wait, those are objects, not beings. Still non-sentient though. Now I'm thinking of living bioengineered non-sentient sex toys.
Actually I think non-sentient is ok. It's non-sapient that gets weird. Animals are sentient but not sapient, right? So non-sentient would be stuff like plants and objects.

You remembered Rob, how sweet

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Have to ask. Why would you want to have sex with a non-sentient being?

Em

Been to Ciudad Acuna. The taxi driver offered to take us to *that* show. Hard pass. It was a lot more fun to watch the hookers talk my friend out of his red leather pants. They didn't want him, they wanted the pants. LOL

 

[StillStunned]

If I’m telling you that, I’ll use the code phrase “fuck off out of here.”

Em

I'll look out for it.

 

[ElectricBlue]

I wasn't aware that intelligence and the power of consent were requirements for alien sex. Is that true? I don't see that in the category description. I haven't read enough of these stories to know.

There was a go-around on this a few years back, and whilst you're right, there's nothing in the FAQs about sentience, those that were into unicorns and the like made the observation that the smarter their critter was, and the more agency it had, the more likely it would be to get by. The corollary was, the dumber the beast, the less likely..

That's when I first saw the Harkness Test (which is possibly lost nowadays on those who don't know Doctor Who or Torchwood).

That discussion didn't have @onehitwanda's punshockers though, so was far less entertaining.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

The corollary was, the dumber the beast, the less likely..

This is exactly why I'll never write about some of the people I've been with.

 

[SimonDoom]

Have to ask. Why would you want to have sex with a non-sentient being?

Em

Well, we're talking sci fi/fantasy alien worlds here, so in the immortal words of Han Solo, "I can imagine quite a bit." What about something like a sex tribble -- like a furry, cooing fleshlight? I can imagine a world where things could be bioengineered for the sake of giving pleasure but not having intelligence, like specially bred octopuses or Venus flytrap plants.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Well, we're talking sci fi/fantasy alien worlds here, so in the immortal words of Han Solo, "I can imagine quite a bit." What about something like a sex tribble -- like a furry, cooing fleshlight? I can imagine a world where things could be bioengineered for the sake of giving pleasure but not having intelligence, like specially bred octopuses or Venus flytrap plants.

Getting very Douglas Adams - then that was satire.

Em