Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Rustyoznail]

So then, you admit you're a yo-yoer?

Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. I can't decide.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Maybe A.M., maybe P.M. I can't decide.

Just as long as it's Never on a Sunday.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Just as long as it's Nana on a Sunday.

She is a feisty old lady that loves her grandkids in her special way.

 

[BobbyLaker]

She's a fuckable old lady that loves her gerkins in her special way.

The gords and squashes do make her eyes water though!

 

[yowser]

The swords and lashes do make her eyes water though!

Cuts and floggings, so nautical.

 

[BobbyLaker]

Cunts and fingering, so natural.

Like a hand in a glove.

 

[luv2custrip]

My fist was made for your every opening!

 

[BobbyLaker]

My fist was lubed for your every orifice!

Yes; even that one!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yes; even that, hun!

Thanks! So many girls won't do anal.

 

[yowser]

Thanks! So many girls won't do banal.

I think you're mispronouncing it but I've known plenty in my time.

 

[BobbyLaker]

I think you're misidentifying it but I've grown plenty in my time.

No... I'm sure it's Cucumis sativus gigantius

 

[Tio_Narratore]

No... I'm sure his cucumber sated Gigi's aunt.

I'm not so sure; I heard she was an insatiable nympho!

 

[BobbyLaker]

I'm not so sure; I heard she was an inpenetrable nympho!

A dozen labial rings forming a barrier to entry.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A dozen Labradors ring, forming a barrier to entry.

Don't be silly; Labs are the friendliest of breeds. Just ask my girlfriend.

 

[BobbyLaker]

Don't be silly; Doms are the kinkiest of breeds. Just mask my girlfriend.

And don't give her a clue of what's to come

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And don't give her a view of who's to cum.

Are you going for blindfold or glory hole?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

I'm going to mine gold in the glory hole.

Does the shaft reach bedrock?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Did Shaft reach Bedrock?

Knowing that mother (shut your mouth!), it wouldn't surprise me. That's probably why Betty and Wilma were always smiling.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Knowing that mother stuffed your mouth, it wouldn't surprise me. That's probably why Bertie and William were always smiling.

You're right! Mom had tits enough for all her sons.

 

[BobbyLaker]

You're right! Mom had tits enough for all her sows.

The boars, meanwhile, had to scrounge milk wherever they could.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The Boers, meanwhile, had to scourge MILFs whenever they could.

Damn that prudish Dutch Reformed Church!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Dams are protruding Dutch embanked earth.

I think they call them dikes, in the Netherlands.

 

[yowser]

I think they call them dykes, with their netherlands.

The lure of private places, carnal coves of delight, is irresistible.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The lure of privet hedges, candid coves of sunlight, is irresistible.

Spoken like a true English gardener!

 

[yowser]

Broken like a true English gardener!

Implements left outside are destined for destruction.