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[Tio_Narratore]

They'd whore out their own daughter for an ideal foursome!

It's nice to see a family with ideals.

 

[Rustyoznail]

It's nice to see a family in matching heels.

"Rocky Horror" is their favourite movie, and they love taking it in turns acting out each part the way they think it should be.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

"Cocky Harold" is their favourite movie, and they love playing it out in turns, eating out each partner the way they think it should be.

A very oral group, indeed!

 

[yowser]

A very choral group, indeed!

Soon to be the time of year when revelers gather beneath your window and sing off-key oldies.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Soon to be the time of year when revealers gather beneath your window and fling off their clothing.

Nothing better than some good old-fashioned exhibitionism for the holidays!

 

[loquere]

Nothing better than some good old-fashioned sperm-nog for the holidays!

Health Canada is on the phone, they want to talk to you.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Heath Cavanaugh is on the phone; he wants to stalk you.

How polite! Stalkers give you a heads-up nowadays.

 

[yowser]

How recondite! Stalkers give you a heads-up nowadays.

Obscurity in the chase always leads to excitement.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Impurity in the chaste always leads to excitement.

There's little as thrilling as leading a saint to sinning.

 

[loquere]

There's little as thrilling as leading a partner to sinning.

I was against it at first, but the wine at this orgy is amazing, Argentinian?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I was aghast at first, but the whining at this orgy is amazing, argumentatively.

I think there could be some good counter-arguments.

 

[FantasySharer1]

I think thrusts could be a good cunt predicament.

Cunts love to receive a good thrusting so I'm not sure I'd call it a predicament.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Trump loves to deceive a good trusting simpleton. Sure installed him as President.

Although, it was more work than his previous life. He thought it would be easier.

 

[yowser]

Although, he was more of a jerk than his previous life. He thought leadership would be easier.

Prevarication is its own destination.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Premature ejaculation is its own destination.

And a lonely one at that!

 

[BobbyLaker]

And a lengthy one at that!

Unlike her husband's modest endowment

 

[Tio_Narratore]

She likes her husband's modest endowment

Some women go for the "little boy" look.

 

[BobbyLaker]

Some women go for the "little toy" fuck.

Others prefer a girthy dildo.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Others prefer an earthly Bill, though.

It beats having an imaginary FWB.

 

[yowser]

It beats halving an imaginary FWB.

Samurai sword or cleaver? Either way you got a mess.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sausage or sword for beaver? Either way you get a miss.

Aren't you tired of those clichéd metaphors?

 

[BobbyLaker]

Aren't you tired of those clicky metamorphoses?

Preferring guests at your parties to come as they are.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Preferring guys in your panties to come where they are.

Some gals like to keep that sticky feeling all day long.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Some gals like to keep that stinky feeling all day long.

Bathing in yogurt and not washing after might turn some people on, but not me. I'm funny that way.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Bathing in your yurt and not watching after might turn some people on, but not me. I'm funny that way.

So then, you admit you're a voyeur?