Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[BobbyLaker]

Yes, the wife has become more voyeur-friendly.

Drawing the curtains during sex has long ceased.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Drats! It's curtains for sex for the long ceased.

¡Don't say that to the souls on el día de los Muertos!

 

[yowser]

¡Don't say that to the foals on el día de los Muertos!

It always seems to come back to horses, one way or another.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It always seems to come back to whores, one way or another.

Well, when you want what you want, you have to pay for it.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Well, when you want Wingdings font, you have to ⧫︎❒︎︎■︎⬧︎●︎︎⧫︎︎ ︎⧫︎.

I was baptized Comic Sans. The vicar used the wrong font.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I was baptized "Common Slut." The vicar used the chien tung.

And the prophecy was fulfilled?

 

[Rustyoznail]

And the panty sniffer was fulfilled?

It doesn't take much to keep him happy.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

She doesn't fake much to keep him happy.

Just a little smile and he thinks he's satisfied her.

 

[BobbyLaker]

Just a little cock and he thinks he's satisfied her.

There are other ways to meet her needs.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

There are other ways to feed her meds.

Do you think she'd be okay with suppositories?

 

[BobbyLaker]

Do you think she'd be okay with suppositions?

She supposes they'll cook together tonight

 

[yowser]

She supposes they'll fook together tonight

Aye, a fine old Irish turn of phrase.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Aye, a fine old Irish turn of arse.

Yes, it's properly known as 'Irish birth control.'

 

[Rustyoznail]

Yes, it's properly known as 'Fish birth control.'

Sounds like a myth. I don't know if Norwegians actually used cod liver oil as a contraceptive lubricant.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sounds like a myth. I don't know if Norse vegans actually used good clover oil as a consensual urticant.

Is itching a new fetish?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Is twitching a new fetish?

No, not really. You may give it a fancy name, but watching naked birds through binoculars at the beach is still perving.

 

[yowser]

No, not really. You may think it a fancy game, but watching naked birds throw binoculars at the beach is still perving.

Down under seems like almost anything can become a sport.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

"Down Under?" Seems like euphemism's become an art.

Well, it's certainly more poetic than "Pussy Fur!"

 

[yowser]

Well, it's certainly more elegiac than "Pussy Fur!"

A merkin is an underrated accessory.

 

[BobbyLaker]

A gherkin is an underrated accessory.

A cucumber on the other hand...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

An encumbrance on the other hand...

. . . makes it difficult to be ambidextrous.

 

[Rustyoznail]

. . . makes it difficult to be amphibious.

Well, if you were an amphibian, the webbing between your fingers would get in the way of, umm, certain pleasurable activities.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well, if you were an Armenian, the wedding ring on your finger would get in the way of, umm, certain pleasurable activities.

Only if you're an Armenian?

 

[yowser]

Only if you're a Pomeranian?

I'm pretty sure there are laws about what you're suggesting.

 

[BobbyLaker]

I'm pretty sure the in-laws know what you're suggesting.

They'd abhore the idea of a foursome involving their own daughter!