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[Tio_Narratore]

What fun are dames without a little trash talking?

Nothing beats a gal who can speak filth!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Dentures just bite boobs differently.

Yes, you just can't get the leverage to clamp down on a hard nipple.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You may want to be a doctor about that.

For sure! Ob-gyns have all the fun!

 

[BobbyLaker]

For sure! Goblins have all the fun!

And those elves are randy buggers too!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And those elvers are randy buggers too!

I'm sorry, but they won't reach sexual maturity for another ten to fourteen years.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That's okay, ling filets are just as munchable as cod cakes.

When did this become a foodie thread?

 

[BobbyLaker]

When did this become a moody thread?

I'm afraid it's that time of the month.

 

[yowser]

I'm afraid it's the crime of the month.

The underworld of illegality delights in fame.

 

[BobbyLaker]

The undertaker irresponsibly relights the flame.

The matches were damp.

 

[Rustyoznail]

The mates were camp.

A throwback to the 60's British comedy films? Carry On!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A romp in the sack with 60 British comely fillies? Carry On!

I think that's a bit of hyperbole, old chap.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

It takes a bit of sphincter control, old chap.

It’s just like suppressing your gag reflex – but with you anus.

 

[Rustyoznail]

It’s just like suppressing your gag reflex – but with your aunt.

Oh, she can't be that unattractive.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Oh, he can't be that inactive.

Yeah? He thinks 'swiping right' is too much effort to find a date.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Yeah? He thinks a swingers night is too much effort to find a date.

I think he may have the wrong idea about what happens there. It's not about music by Benny Goodman.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I think he may have the wrong idea about what's hopping here. I'm nuts about music by Benny Goodman.

Didn't he cover a string of pearls?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Didn't she get covered with a string of pearls?

I believe so. Glenn started the train from his orchestra. He called it her Chatanooga Choo Choo...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I believe so. Agamemnon started to train Clytemnestra, but she called in her Aegisthus, who slew him.

I thought we were talking about the Odyssey.

 

[BobbyLaker]

I thought we were talking about the Odeon.

Other 'alternative' cinemas are available

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Other 'alternative' sin centres are available

Here we call them 'houses of ill repute.'

 

[BobbyLaker]

Here we call them 'mouses of ill repute.'

Takes copulating rodents to a whole new level

 

[Rustyoznail]

Takes copulating pedants to a whole new level

It's weird, isn't it? One who complains her boobs aren't swaying in unison, the other annoyed over minor changes in rhythm.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Takes cohabiting students to a whole new level

Free-use dorms is becoming the norm.

 

[BobbyLaker]

Free-use doms is becoming the norm.

Great news for all those subs!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Great views for all those pervs!

Yes, the world has become more voyeur-friendly.