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Lord Pmann said:
Not to toot my own butthole, but two years ago I asked @alwaysaway what would make her Christmas. She responded that a picture or a video of my butthole. Being a good guy and the best gift giver, I wanted to make her the happiest Aussie she could be. So, she got a live, on camera demonstration of my butthole and she claimed that it was the best she ever received. I think she meant the best gift she ever received. Otherwise, it makes it sound like she receives a lot of assholes and grades them. I don’t think that was the case.

All that to say my butthole is beautiful, class and elegance. A real classhole.
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Second try at it:

Classhole? Just how many students can you fit in there?
 
Lord Pmann said:
Not to toot my own butthole, but two years ago I asked @alwaysaway what would make her Christmas. She responded that a picture or a video of my butthole. Being a good guy and the best gift giver, I wanted to make her the happiest Aussie she could be. So, she got a live, on camera demonstration of my butthole and she claimed that it was the best she ever received. I think she meant the best gift she ever received. Otherwise, it makes it sound like she receives a lot of assholes and grades them. I don’t think that was the case.

All that to say my butthole is beautiful, class and elegance. A real classhole.
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Now you have to show the whole class. You can’t be writing checks your butthole can’t cash. Or something
 
Lord Pmann said:
Not to toot my own butthole, but two years ago I asked @alwaysaway what would make her Christmas. She responded that a picture or a video of my butthole. Being a good guy and the best gift giver, I wanted to make her the happiest Aussie she could be. So, she got a live, on camera demonstration of my butthole and she claimed that it was the best she ever received. I think she meant the best gift she ever received. Otherwise, it makes it sound like she receives a lot of assholes and grades them. I don’t think that was the case.

All that to say my butthole is beautiful, class and elegance. A real classhole.
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Yes, but does it sparkle?
 
ydahecnot said:
Well, she’ll be that much more alwaysaway now
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Yes. Constantly masturbating to the memory (and video) of it.

Indie said:
Ahem.
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Are you jealous?

InThe312 said:
Anyone recall the name of the guy that basically posted his close-up chocolate starfish as something like his 4th post here in the PG? Is he still around?
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CMK89. I know this because he followed me. Maybe he knew of my success in butthole boudoir.


PlanetaryNebula said:
Now you have to show the whole class. You can’t be writing checks your butthole can’t cash. Or something
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My butt can cash them. He writes his own checks and everything.

Tigobitties98 said:
Yes, but does it sparkle?
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Naturally.
 
Photog1rl said:
As much as I love you Nebs if you are looking for buttholes or farts this year, I’m out. Now if you need a dick pick pusher-you know I’ve got you 😜💕😘
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PG!!!!!!! Pump your brakes. We are going for 41 dick picks this year. And we’re gonna get them because we’re gonna start at 10 AM on my birthday instead of 10pm. Same rules. Midnight is cut off. And I was soooooooo hoping you would run point on this? You did such a bomb ass job last year!
Pmann has painted his butthole as the North Star and since I’m born so close to Xmas I want to follow that star(fish) to Bethlehem. Or something
 
PlanetaryNebula said:
PG!!!!!!! Pump your brakes. We are going for 41 dick picks this year. And we’re gonna get them because we’re gonna start at 10 AM on my birthday instead of 10pm. Same rules. Midnight is cut off. And I was soooooooo hoping you would run point on this? You did such a bomb ass job last year!
Pmann has painted his butthole as the North Star and since I’m born so close to Xmas I want to follow that star(fish) to Bethlehem. Or something
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When is your bday. Need to make sure I’ve got the perfect one teed up.

This is when you’ll find out how good of a friend @Mr_bogey is to you as well.
 
PlanetaryNebula said:
PG!!!!!!! Pump your brakes. We are going for 41 dick picks this year. And we’re gonna get them because we’re gonna start at 10 AM on my birthday instead of 10pm. Same rules. Midnight is cut off. And I was soooooooo hoping you would run point on this? You did such a bomb ass job last year!
Pmann has painted his butthole as the North Star and since I’m born so close to Xmas I want to follow that star(fish) to Bethlehem. Or something
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For you sweets of course I will do it. 10 am start and in your PM’s or do you want a thread??? Bday dicks for Nebs is on like Donkey Kong. 😘
 
PlanetaryNebula said:
PG!!!!!!! Pump your brakes. We are going for 41 dick picks this year. And we’re gonna get them because we’re gonna start at 10 AM on my birthday instead of 10pm. Same rules. Midnight is cut off. And I was soooooooo hoping you would run point on this? You did such a bomb ass job last year!
Pmann has painted his butthole as the North Star and since I’m born so close to Xmas I want to follow that star(fish) to Bethlehem. Or something
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Hold on Nebs. My pic is lined up too, just waiting for the clock to strike the proper ten.

Photog1rl said:
For you sweets of course I will do it. 10 am start and in your PM’s or do you want a thread??? Bday dicks for Nebs is on like Donkey Kong. 😘
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Just let me know where to send it to Nebs.
 
Am I late for the fake-poster talk? Probably. But I'm doing it anyway. So there.

The Brianna thing actually hurt because we PMed and I thought we were friends. We talked at length about meditation and yoga and stuff like that. I liked her and enjoyed talking to her. We didn't talk daily or anything but I enjoyed our interactions. So when it turned out her personality was all bullshit I walked away feeling manipulated and fucked with. Which is a horrible feeling. Sadly not the first or even the last time around here. I made tons of jokes about it but I still felt like shit.

The MarriedExec poster I wasn't close with, just had a handful of board interactions, but it was still incredibly sad for this person to go to that length to create a fake persona the way she did. This place is all about being your true self. And to create a character feels like a big fuck you to people actually being real and sharing.

Also, if you fake having or having had cancer you are a massive, massive piece of shit. That's just manipulation and a horrifically ghoulish thing to lie about. You're a genuinely awful person and the shit of nightmares if you lie about having cancer.

So yeah. Anyway...buttholes.
 
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