Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

OMG, it's already hard enough to clean up to the glitter from my Christmas ornaments. I sure hope I don't get spontaneous gitteranus.

Don't worry, there's a cream for that

 

[MindYaBitness]

I live in the sticks . It’s takes 8 minutes for the sunshine to even get here ….
Rumor has it there is such a thing as butthole bleaching ??? Is this a real
Thing ? And if so are there butt hole bleaching shade cards like there is for teeth? View attachment 2293785

So, yes, this is a thing. Bile & bilirubin stain the skin of your hind-eye darker than its natural pigment.

You can get at home kits, or go to your dermatologist or esthetician and get a hydroquinone cream. No, there isn't a chart, as everyone's bleaches to a different natural shade (you are usually trying to get it to be the shade of your lips or slightly lighter)

*for those who don't know, I used to own a salon and am still a licensed esthetician & cosmetologist. If you've got weird vag/butt questions, I'm your huckleberry

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Your butthole really does fart glitter baby

I don't fart. It's more of a light poof.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don't fart. It's more of a light poof.

https://media.giphy.com/media/LncnvHVlQ8e1qBxZJM/giphy.gif

 

[Wand3rlust]

I don't fart. It's more of a light poof.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I don't fart. It's more of a light poof.

But with glitter!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Did @MrsPassion see this one? I think OP posted it yesterday but I don’t remember
View attachment 2293789

 

[Bry1313]

It’s that time again!!!

The official



Sex & Shenanigans Awards!​

Yes, in honour of 2000 pages of Shenanigans… we’re doing it again!



You know the drill…



And since shenanigans belongs to ALL OF US… we’re going to do nominations for each award.



Please submit up to 2 posters for each award. After some time … the panel will deliberate and determine the winners!!



The awards are as follows:



Poster who most effectively used a gif or emoji



Poster who has become the best newcomer in the last 1000 pages!



Poster who coined the phrase / joke you use on the daily



Poster who beats a joke to death!



Poster who is always dying of thirst!



Poster who is always 5 posts or pages behind the joke



Poster who always has something nice to say!



Poster who gives out the most wow reactions



Poster whose used “ranch” as a verb most effectively



Poster who posts the most in S&S (the post whore award)





OK EVERYONE … go back through the amazing journey of the last 1000 pages and find those posters you wish to recognize.



Also if you have a special nomination award, please submit that as well. There may be a prize for the most original award submission!!

Giving this the bump it deserves

 

[Bbl87]

*for those who don't know, I used to own a salon and am still a licensed esthetician & cosmetologist. If you've got weird vag/butt questions, I'm your huckleberry

https://c.tenor.com/-rzc6syUIEEAAAAC/tenor.gif

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I said a light poof!
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6c/2b/6b/6c2b6b722ae35c3158a6ea451e8b1fe4.gif

 

[Wand3rlust]

I said a light poof!
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6c/2b/6b/6c2b6b722ae35c3158a6ea451e8b1fe4.gif

Aw but I imagined my one smelling of candy floss!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Aw but I imagined my one smelling of candy floss!

A candy floss.... bomb

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

A candy floss.... bomb

Yeah I clicked the expecting your butthole

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Yeah I clicked the expecting your butthole

Patience, caterpillar.

 

[jason28053]

Patience, caterpillar.

Wow she is even a grasshopper yet

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Wow she is even a grasshopper yet

Then enemy of the enemy is your friend grasshopper

 

[jason28053]

For all you heathens

https://imgur.com/a/HLeVev8

 

[willlph]

Then enemy of the enemy is your friend grasshopper

View attachment 2293796

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

For all you heathens

https://imgur.com/a/HLeVev8

Haaaaaa! They wanna know how often you come to church not blow a load right??? I wonder how long before the clergy learned the error of their ways

 

[jason28053]

Haaaaaa! They wanna know how often you come to church not blow a load right??? I wonder how long before the clergy learned the error of their ways

Clearly they don’t cum even once a year

 

[Lord Pmann]

Not to toot my own butthole, but two years ago I asked @alwaysaway what would make her Christmas. She responded that a picture or a video of my butthole. Being a good guy and the best gift giver, I wanted to make her the happiest Aussie she could be. So, she got a live, on camera demonstration of my butthole and she claimed that it was the best she ever received. I think she meant the best gift she ever received. Otherwise, it makes it sound like she receives a lot of assholes and grades them. I don’t think that was the case.

All that to say my butthole is beautiful, class and elegance. A real classhole.

 

[ydahecnot]

Not to toot my own butthole, but two years ago I asked @alwaysaway what would make her Christmas. She responded that a picture or a video of my butthole. Being a good guy and the best gift giver, I wanted to make her the happiest Aussie she could be. So, she got a live, on camera demonstration of my butthole and she claimed that it was the best she ever received. I think she meant the best gift she ever received. Otherwise, it makes it sound like she receives a lot of assholes and grades them. I don’t think that was the case.

All that to say my butthole is beautiful, class and elegance. A real classhole.

Well, she’ll be that much more alwaysaway now

 

[ydahecnot]

For all you heathens

https://imgur.com/a/HLeVev8

Not sure if I will need to add toes

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Not to toot my own butthole, but two years ago I asked @alwaysaway what would make her Christmas. She responded that a picture or a video of my butthole. Being a good guy and the best gift giver, I wanted to make her the happiest Aussie she could be. So, she got a live, on camera demonstration of my butthole and she claimed that it was the best she ever received. I think she meant the best gift she ever received. Otherwise, it makes it sound like she receives a lot of assholes and grades them. I don’t think that was the case.

All that to say my butthole is beautiful, class and elegance. A real classhole.

Ahem.

 

[InThe312]

Anyone recall the name of the guy that basically posted his close-up chocolate starfish as something like his 4th post here in the PG? Is he still around?