Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

I'm pretty sure you can find a spanking thread with folks lining up to get assaulted

ASSaulted?

 

[willlph]

good lord yes! The vet bill alone is insane. I'm not a big horse enthusiasts, in fact, I'm a little scared of them if I'm honest. My grandad & uncle has horses & mules...not a fan of either. However, I've sold several "horse properties" over the years, and have found that horse people will live in a mud hut as long as there is a tack shed & barn on the property.

Drag racers will do the same

 

[InThe312]

Drag racers will do the same

Why are women’s clothing and a good pair of joggers so expensive?

 

[Azuldrgon]

I’m real?
Sweet jesus dude. I think we need to start a class on spotting the fakes

lol.....
You're so lucky I was typing when you posted this.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Why are women’s clothing and a good pair of joggers so expensive?

Supply and demand.
They're wiling to pay the prices.
Just don't get me started on the "pink charge".

 

[AmberLGreen]

Do I get a free Pizza Hut personal pan pizza? That’s what we got here in the states for being a good reader

Maybe if they gave you book tokens, people’s most controversial opinions wouldn’t be about pineapple on pizza!

 

[InThe312]

Maybe if they gave you book tokens, people’s most controversial opinions wouldn’t be about pineapple on pizza!

When I was kid, it was so long ago pineapples hadn’t been invented

 

[jason28053]

psa so what else has she been in?

 

[morelikeasong]

It’s a winter wonderland out here

Oh I miss the snow so much
I wanna come playyyyyy

 

[AmberLGreen]

I should come clean, NRJLIVES4ever is a character I've been working on for awhile.

We have all been working on him for a while. He is such a slut

 

[MedicalMuse]

Oh I miss the snow so much
I wanna come playyyyyy

I’ll pick you up on the way

 

[AmberLGreen]

Who have I got to assault around here for y’all to take me seriously?

https://media.tenor.com/4ixZC4R3w98AAAAM/hand-up-raise-hand.gif

 

[morelikeasong]

I’ll pick you up on the way

Yayyy!! I’ll bring the spiked cocoa ️

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[Xerxes82]

So, wait. Wait just one goddamn minute.

A faker was outed? And I missed it?!

I have the worst Lit timing. Anybody want to PM me the Spark Notes version? I could use some good tea to keep me awake on a slow Sunday at work.

 

[Strixaluco]

Until my Rockstar 4th grade teacher caught it & taught me to read by shape recognition rather than phonetics.

Learning to read English by phonetics doesn't sound easy. In Finnish it works - we don't really have many exceptions to writing words as they are pronounced, and we only have 2 sounds which take 2 letters. Even Swedish isn't too bad in that sense, but English? Gosh. French is much more regular.

 

[Strixaluco]

Yet... Books, and they worlds they open!

 

[jason28053]

So, wait. Wait just one goddamn minute.

A faker was outed? And I missed it?!

I have the worst Lit timing. Anybody want to PM me the Spark Notes version? I could use some good tea to keep me awake on a slow Sunday at work.

Go to page 2020 and start from there

 

[RuneBlade]

Hey y'all, just checking in. Thought I'd send a pic of me getting a workout in. It's bright here!

~ Me

https://imagevars.gulfnews.com/2023/07/12/Arnold-Schwarzenegger_18949561d21_large.jpg

 

[morelikeasong]

Hey y'all, just checking in. Thought I'd send a pic of me getting a workout in. It's bright here!

~ Me

https://imagevars.gulfnews.com/2023/07/12/Arnold-Schwarzenegger_18949561d21_large.jpg

My grandfather was in a movie with him and outbenched him on the set.
I mean, you. Outbenched you.

That’s actually a true story

 

[RuneBlade]

My grandfather was in a movie with him and outbenched him on the set.
I mean, you. Outbenched you.

That’s actually a true story

Sounds like a strong guy!

But... for real true?! Who can tell!

 

[willlph]

Sounds like a strong guy!

But... for real true?! Who can tell!

After this last debacle we are questioning everything we ever knew .

 

[morelikeasong]

Sounds like a strong guy!

But... for real true?! Who can tell!

It’s actually true!
I don’t think my identity can be linked to him because of adoption, but just in case I’ll pop the movie name in PM.

 

[jason28053]

It’s actually true!
I don’t think my identity can be linked to him because of adoption, but just in case I’ll pop the movie name in PM.

Your grandfather was Wilt Chamberlain?

 

[morelikeasong]

Your grandfather was Wilt Chamberlain?

I look just like him, don’t I?

 

[jason28053]

I look just like him, don’t I?

I’m , now that you say that.. maybe you look like your grandmother