Sex & Shenanigans

Craziest thing happened tonight. Not trying to name-drop but I was at the bar and was playing pool with my friends Robert Deniro, Joe Biden, and Sydney Sweeney, star of HBO's Euphoria. Right then someone got crazy and pulled a gun and was making threats. And if you know me, you know I'm a dude that knows how to handle himself. I walked right up to him and punched him in the face, taking his gun away from him as he burst into tears, knowing I put him in his place. He was hauled away as Sydney Sweeney, star of HBO's Euphoria, asked me to make love to her. We had 3 hours of incredible sex while the entire bar watched and jerked off. Then I went home, driving my hovercraft with NRJ spray-painted on the hood.
 
I step out for one movie and return to find that @Indie has a fox tail, @PlanetaryNebula has ears, none of these sound like they belong to an actual pet, and yet they're dumping Barbies to play with @deefalttwunnyfor ... I'm so confused, what'smore fun than playing with Barbies (AFAF!) 😳😕🤔

This thread makes me feel like a neophyte in the already esoteric land of Lit.

I'm going to go see if someone on my house staff, perhapse my driver, has time to make a summary of the happenings here. If you need me, I'll be in Cabo.
 
It’s been quiet in here for a couple of hours. Safe for me to stick my toes in for the first time without being shackled, pillaged, and beheaded. PlanetaryNebula said she would protect me by taking me under her wings, but where is she now.
 
Craziest thing happened tonight. Not trying to name-drop but I was at the bar and was playing pool with my friends Robert Deniro, Joe Biden, and Sydney Sweeney, star of HBO's Euphoria. Right then someone got crazy and pulled a gun and was making threats. And if you know me, you know I'm a dude that knows how to handle himself. I walked right up to him and punched him in the face, taking his gun away from him as he burst into tears, knowing I put him in his place. He was hauled away as Sydney Sweeney, star of HBO's Euphoria, asked me to make love to her. We had 3 hours of incredible sex while the entire bar watched and jerked off. Then I went home, driving my hovercraft with NRJ spray-painted on the hood.

Do you have any hot nudes?
 
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Could someone tell me what page to read about this Brianna chick ? I happened to be here for the married executive unveiling but Missed the Brianna blowout and would
enjoy reading that or at least a really quick summary
 
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Could someone tell me what page to read about this Brianna chick ? I happened to be here for the married executive unveiling but Missed the Brianna blowout and would
enjoy reading that or at least a really quick summary
The main story happened elsewhere (though it was analysed in more than one place I think). Anyway her suddenly death was faked, and "her husband" made an account to tell us about it. Just too many mismatched things that people found about, like private message when she was supposedly already unable to write etc.
 
What did you guys do to MarriedBriexecutive?

Why do you have to scare away all the faux hotties with their incredibly busy and important lives and many many exciting and super believable stories?
I thought it was more MarriedSinExecutive. The cancer story and super successful business woman who is very aggressive and violent sounded quite familiar. No Will reading offerings this time as obviously not dead yet. Maybe her PA will come online and say that she is giving away shares in her business to those people here who made her super busy days more profitable by giving her creativity and freedoms to express herself.

Any of you guys who sent her a dick pic or made her cum hard, should be in for a decent share amount 😁
 
I step out for one movie and return to find that @Indie has a fox tail, @PlanetaryNebula has ears, none of these sound like they belong to an actual pet, and yet they're dumping Barbies to play with @deefalttwunnyfor ... I'm so confused, what'smore fun than playing with Barbies (AFAF!) 😳😕🤔
Come play with us. You'll see. 😏
 
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