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You wouldn’t have been able to resist wandering over and acting like an assI haven't?![]()

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You wouldn’t have been able to resist wandering over and acting like an assI haven't?![]()
#OPleveldadjokeMy wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl... I said I didn't know he did
Check the superpowers thread. It explains everything.
Fair. You know me too well.You wouldn’t have been able to resist wandering over and acting like an ass![]()
I would have enjoyed your company, ass or notFair. You know me too well.
Then there’s me passed out in the corner after 1I would have enjoyed your company, ass or not
Plus, I happen to know you can keep up with me bourbon for bourbon
Your boner has eyes?Check the superpowers thread. It explains everything.
Well, I hear some vaginas have teeth.Your boner has eyes?
The horror film that could be made if the 2 met.Well, I hear some vaginas have teeth.
Dammit, I forgot I sent thatI'd know. I've seen them all naked.
Just 1Your boner has eyes?
accurate fifyYour boner has an eye
Your boner needs glasses?Why else would I want to steal peckerhead's monocle?
glasses are the new Beer googles?Your boner needs glasses?
Now THATS some old man shit right there.
Story Time!
A few years ago, I was out dancing when this woman started dancing with me. I thought she was very attractive and we just went from one song to another. After the 4-5th song, I asked her if she'd like to join us for a drink (it was ladies night) and she accepted. I hadn't taken two steps back to the table when this F'ing bitch comes at me out of nowhere and starts causing all sorts of drama; yelling, screaming, saying things like "What the fuck are you doing with my girl?" etc, etc. I turned to look at this woman I had been dancing with and she just shrugged and walked away so I could deal with it.
Well, if you know me, I don't pull punches. I don't slap box, I don't pull hair.... I punched her in throat and when she fell on the floor I walked over her and turned back to look at her. Told her something like "next time you think about starting a scene with me, think twice" and I enjoyed the rest of the night.
Drama......
can't say that I do, but "Story Time" is interestingDo you???
Okay cool, but this is Lit, and story time here needs to include at least 1 grower, show-er or cavernous cunt!Story Time!
A few years ago, I was out dancing when this woman started dancing with me. I thought she was very attractive and we just went from one song to another. After the 4-5th song, I asked her if she'd like to join us for a drink (it was ladies night) and she accepted. I hadn't taken two steps back to the table when this F'ing bitch comes at me out of nowhere and starts causing all sorts of drama; yelling, screaming, saying things like "What the fuck are you doing with my girl?" etc, etc. I turned to look at this woman I had been dancing with and she just shrugged and walked away so I could deal with it.
Well, if you know me, I don't pull punches. I don't slap box, I don't pull hair.... I punched her in throat and when she fell on the floor I walked over her and turned back to look at her. Told her something like "next time you think about starting a scene with me, think twice" and I enjoyed the rest of the night.
Drama......
Second ThanksgivingIt’s Friday yall … what is everyone doing this weekend?
I’m decorating for Christmas
Will you buy them some socks for Christmas?I don't have much going on this weekend. We decided to celebrate Christmas at our place in Cabo since the kids are going to be with their SOs this year. But, I am going to start planning next weekend's Christmas party for my house staff. I have most of their presents wrapped already. I'm still wearing my stupid brace on my wrist but it's feeling a lot better...still, no horse riding for me for a bit.
The horse?Will you buy them some socks for Christmas?
I don’t know what to get my house staff. Do you have any suggestions.I don't have much going on this weekend. We decided to celebrate Christmas at our place in Cabo since the kids are going to be with their SOs this year. But, I am going to start planning next weekend's Christmas party for my house staff. I have most of their presents wrapped already. I'm still wearing my stupid brace on my wrist but it's feeling a lot better...still, no horse riding for me for a bit.
The house staffThe horse?