Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Looks down my half lasered vag... I feel called out

How do you have a vag and a 10” dick?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Oral health is very important
https://media.giphy.com/media/qmoggo2eQMYY8/giphy.gif

@PandemicReader8 ?

 

[AmberLGreen]

So hot.

You came in your pants thinking about that didn’t you

 

[MedicalMuse]

really? of all the shit that flies out of my mouth thats the one that sticks?

Well, as a general rule I like you. So I can overlook a lot of your asshole behavior, but I can’t abide hate for poutine.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

How do you have a vag and a 10” dick?

Also curious

 

[crazychemgirl]

@PandemicReader8 ?

Damn you beat me to it!!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

She’s cheap … it was the discount parlour and their sign said “half off”

This begs the question, which half, where's the line? Are we talking verticle or Horizonatal. I can't help but picture that Batman villain...
https://media.giphy.com/media/V6I5eOUeFrRG8/giphy.gif

 

[MedicalMuse]

Am I your father?

You do proclaim to be a smooth Asian man…and Indie has verified. There are posts.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You do proclaim to be a smooth Asian man…and Indie has verified. There are posts.

This is the God's honest truth.

 

[ydahecnot]

I just let my latest lover pluck them with his teeth

Careful what you wish for

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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What do you think @NRJLIVES4ever … this our mascot sandwich?

Omg yes! Know why? Because it's delicious. Like us.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Say what?

He's his Daddy

 

[CthuluLives]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[ydahecnot]

So this eliminates half the women on looks. Hmmm

Referring to the matrix above. From 5 on down on the hot axis is no-go

 

[jason28053]

I figured this would be my last PSA for the year.

P.S. I am that fucking unicorn.

https://www.girlschase.com/media/2017/06/hot-girls-high-maintenance-2.jpg

Is that you with the knife?

 

[SlyderInside]

Callback! Nice.

 

[jason28053]

7!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

This begs the question, which half, where's the line? Are we talking verticle or Horizonatal. I can't help but picture that Batman villain...
https://media.giphy.com/media/V6I5eOUeFrRG8/giphy.gif

Two-pussy?

 

[MedicalMuse]

And why did I need to know?

Um. It’s obvious? You’re the King of the thirstiverse. bogey is your prince.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I figured this would be my last PSA for the year.

P.S. I am that fucking unicorn.

https://www.girlschase.com/media/2017/06/hot-girls-high-maintenance-2.jpg

And now you know why I’m selective in my lady love. I’m good at finding unicorns

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

And why did I need to know?

My guess is to warn you away from Bogey because OP can be a possessive little man.

 

[crazychemgirl]

And now you know why I’m selective in my lady love. I’m good at finding unicorns

Does strawberry blonde count as redhead?

 

[crazychemgirl]

My guess is to warn you away from Bogey because OP can be a possessive little man.

Omg @Indie

 

[crazychemgirl]

Only if @AbsintheMindedDeviant asks

Basically you are

Only for Dicks and boobs instead of power.

DICKS AND BOOBS are power