Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Mr_bogey]

Yorkshire pudding and gravy

https://media.tenor.com/hVJlOYRgwdcAAAAM/dinner-yorkies.gif

Better than beans and toast but not by much.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Or time to shave the pubes lol

Shaving is for commoners, around my parts we wax or laser!

 

[jason28053]

The beat is fun. The instrumentals are fun. Her voice grates me like broken glass going down a rusty garbage disposal and landing on a group of rabid cats fighting off an army of psychotic rats ...

I mean I don't like her voice.

One could never tell from you description that this is how you feel.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Shaving is for commoners, around my parts we wax or laser!

*hangs head in shame

 

[jason28053]

Shaving is for commoners, around my parts we wax or laser!

The question was about food?

 

[crazychemgirl]

if CCG doesnt give you an award for this the universe is broken

The categories are predetermined already … but you can surely put in a written nomination

 

[MindYaBitness]

if not get a spray can of super strength raid for outdoor wasps and hornets, it will clear things right up

I sprayed that once without gloves on, I didn't realize how powerful the neurotoxin in it is. My tongue was numb for hours! Would not recommend spraying it on your lady-bits/twig 'n berries!

 

[jason28053]

Get it girl! Beauty is pain..

Pain is sexy.

Pain makes me sweat.

Sweat turns me on...

I concur with your statement.

Writing this down for future use

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Prince, maybe

Am I your father?

 

[LupineOne]

*hangs head in shame

No no no. You don’t need to be all bougie around here

 

[MindYaBitness]

Get it girl! Beauty is pain..

Pain is sexy.

Pain makes me sweat.

Sweat turns me on...

I concur with your statement.

I can't help it, I'm high maintenance, and I think everyone else should be too! I get it, there are some granola folks out there, but I'd rather do it right than do it halfway!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I sprayed that once without gloves on, I didn't realize how powerful the neurotoxin in it is. My tongue was numb for hours! Would not recommend spraying it on your lady-bits/twig 'n berries!

Did you lick your fingers after?

 

[LupineOne]

*Sharpens rusty scalpel

The first time is always the most uncomfortable

I like you

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can't help it, I'm high maintenance, and I think everyone else should be too! I get it, there are some granola folks out there, but I'd rather do it right than do it halfway!

I shave my fine blonde hair weekly

 

[crazychemgirl]

Am I your father?

This post deserves WAY more appreciation than it’s gonna get.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Did you lick your fingers after?

no, that's the scary part, it soaked through my skin and into my blood stream. The numb tongue was the scariest part, I was afraid of full on anaphylaxis. My fingers were numb, my vision got blurry, and I had the WORST headache

 

[jason28053]

I shave my fine blonde hair weekly

Daily here only it’s not fine or blonde and it’s on my face.

 

[crazychemgirl]

no, that's the scary part, it soaked through my skin and into my blood stream. The numb tongue was the scariest part, I was afraid of full on anaphylaxis. My fingers were numb, my vision got blurry, and I had the WORST headache

I think there’s a reason pest control people wear full PPE

 

[crazychemgirl]

I hear sulfuric acid is slightly more permanent

You want to melt off his face? That seems extreme .., Jason is a nice guy!

 

[jason28053]

I hear sulfuric acid is slightly more permanent

You have have you?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[MindYaBitness]

Girl, high maintenance?

I'm the face of High Maintenance Chicas....

You don't want to know how much....

I hear that...I just dropped a thousand at my esthetic dermetologist doc yesterday. Worth every penny. However, I make a good money and don't expect my spouse to pay for my lifestyle, though he benefits greatly!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Better than beans and toast but not by much.

Nearly as good as cheese on toast topped with beans and a fried egg

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I'm cold and I feel old...

Happy birthday!!!!!!!!