Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

I'm not showing you vag again

You are showing other women’s vag? Talk about unethical.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You never have. I don’t even get friendly vag.

I mean with that sort of reaction to just my bush...

 

[crazychemgirl]

You never have. I don’t even get friendly vag.

It’s because she’s waiting for helicopter v2

 

[LupineOne]

Hey hey … we can share

*sits down to watch*

 

[Lmizzler]

It’s because she’s waiting for helicopter v2

Yesterday she was trying to guilt me into a cock pop. Even though she’s gotten one from me before!!!

 

[CthuluLives]

My mate with the frankenstein had to get it taken out

WARNING

True story, i was told this after the event obvs..

He was in bed with his gf and they were having sex, she starts bleeding, he asks have your periods just started? She says no I had them revently. She doesn't stop bleeding. Big concern. End up rushing to a&e and they examine her and discover he'd been cutting grooves inside her, like runners in your drawers..

needless to say he removed the bolt

 

[CthuluLives]

I LOVED the new Hellraiser

It's fabulous

And im a huge fan of the original, im that much of a geek I have a lament configuration beside the box set in my man cave

 

[CthuluLives]

Does GIF mean something else in Scottish?

Yeah, get tae fuck!

 

[JackKingOff]

Side Note: My husband retired from the Army in 2018 in the Special Forces community... their humor is Dark AF sometimes and it just rubbed off...

So true! Navy man here! Some crazy shit!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yesterday she was trying to guilt me into a cock pop. Even though she’s gotten one from me before!!!

She’s greedy for the cock … that’s for sure.

 

[Lmizzler]

She’s greedy for the cock … that’s for sure.

The crazy thing is that we both know I don’t have a 10 incher like she does. I should be asking her for stuff instead.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This thread has permanently ruined me … it’s all your fault guys.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yup, it’s our fault!

First step is admitting fault… thank you.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Never have I ever...waxed my butthole.

 

[SlyderInside]

This thread has permanently ruined me … it’s all your fault guys.

Yeah, you’ve had zero to do with ruining things, yep.

 

[_Bandit_]

The epitome of the carpet matching the drapes...

https://thevisualfemale.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/schneiderman2.jpg?w=640

That's taking shag carpet to another level.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

There are some days this thread ties me out with the pace it goes at. I think I need a little lie down somewhere.

 

[crazychemgirl]

There are some days this thread ties me out with the pace it goes at. I think I need a little lie down somewhere.

Ties?


You need to be restrained when you lie down?

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Ties?


You need to be restrained when you lie down?

Restless leg syndrome is a cross to bare

 

[crazychemgirl]

Scary or funny?

 

[JackKingOff]

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Scary or funny?

Yes please!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[Otis_Ravelli]

Id play that game and have you as host

I do look amazing in a gold lame jacket and a bow tie.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Mr_bogey]

Can you imagine a girl taking off her panties and it’s a blue, purple and green pubehawk?

How terrified would you be?