Sex & Shenanigans

[Lmizzler]

When this thread gets to 50,000 posts, could somebody summarise the highlights for me. Thank you in advance

More like summarize the low points with this thread.

 

[CthuluLives]

How I feel in here sometimes

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Spiky pubes … is there any scenario where you don’t lose an eye or a ballsack?

I don't think you would lose any parts... just think of it as a free piercing

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are you saying they are made out of steel now? That’s a different matter.

No @OrdinaryPerson said hairspray

This is information I’ve never had a not actually sure I wanted to have!

It’s relevant information if you are with a woman who has to pee outside

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How I feel in here sometimes

Nice tush. Looks like he needs a spanking

 

[MindYaBitness]

Can you imagine a girl taking off her panties and it’s a blue, purple and green pubehawk?

How terrified would you be?

A mix of terrified and intrigued

OMG club freak pubes! I want to see it!

ah, the pube art talk has summoned me out of my lurking. They have international competitions for public hair art. Mohawk, colors & shapes...I've never entered, but I wish I'd asked if i could take pics of my better work for posterity sake, and to share with you weirdos in here. Good times <insert nostalgic sigh>

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The epitome of the carpet matching the drapes...

https://thevisualfemale.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/schneiderman2.jpg?w=640

I wonder if you can donate that to Locks of Love

 

[crazychemgirl]

The epitome of the carpet matching the drapes...

https://thevisualfemale.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/schneiderman2.jpg?w=640

I don’t wanna see your internet search history

 

[LupineOne]

I don't think you would lose any parts... just think of it as a free piercing

No.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No.

No ball piercings for you?

 

[CthuluLives]

Nice tush. Looks like he needs a spanking

Stick glasses on him and his beard a bit longer and it would practically be my twin. It's terrible being a short-arse

 

[Lmizzler]

This is the before pubehawk... LMAO!!!!

I will NEVER scroll this thread while eating a meal EVER again!

 

[JackKingOff]

The epitome of the carpet matching the drapes...

She must be using a Merkin!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Stick glasses on him and his beard a bit longer and it would practically be my twin. It's terrible being a short-arse

Are you a … is dwarf still the accepted term? Is it little person?

 

[LupineOne]

No ball piercings for you?

Just thinking about it makes me curl up and shudder

 

[crazychemgirl]

I will NEVER scroll this thread while eating a meal EVER again!

No hot pocket dipped in ranch for you?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ah... VPN... my friend... wait, I hear something...

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ELKLJEXWJWg/maxresdefault.jpg

I mean … the stuff in here is completely FUBAR … but rarely illegal

 

[Lmizzler]

No @OrdinaryPerson said hairspray


It’s relevant information if you are with a woman who has to pee outside

Just stop please.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I will NEVER scroll this thread while eating a meal EVER again!

Was it bushy meal you were really digging into?

 

[CthuluLives]

I don't think you would lose any parts... just think of it as a free piercing

One of my best mates years ago genuinely enquired about getting his Gooch pierced, he already had a Prince Albert and a Frankenstein..

I mean what was he gonna do, run a chain through it? Like fuck no!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just thinking about it makes me curl up and shudder

I think the ball is easier to pierce if it’s low hanging and relaxed … just fyi

 

[Bry1313]

No @OrdinaryPerson said hairspray

I’m not sure hairspray gives impale strength

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don’t wanna see your internet search history

This pic is the reason private browsers exist

 

[LupineOne]

Throat biting you say...hmm...

Those are my two conditions: I bite if you piss me off…or you ask

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just stop please.

Did we finally hit your cap of tmi?