Sex & Shenanigans

[MedicalMuse]

It’s the biting gnats that really suck. You can’t see them, and a screened in porch won’t keep them out!

Noseeums
Yup. I’m good. I’ll stay where it gets cold enough to kill the bugs. And alligators are semi retreads that fall off.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Well I guess I won’t invite you down to visit for a BBQ in the boat

Pfft. You wouldn’t invite me anyway. Don’t play.

And also no. The only boat I want on belongs to someone else

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Sup?

 

[MedicalMuse]

I can’t believe that my long-time fantasies of you, a woman I have never been fortunate enough to catch a short-lived photo of, must come to an end

Feed the bullshit to someone else.

At least I still have @Indie

 

[MedicalMuse]

Sup?

Hello handsome

 

[MedicalMuse]

See this is why I enjoy talking to you!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

At least I still have @Indie

@MedicalMuse gets me first so you can have your seconds

 

[Bry1313]

@MedicalMuse gets me first so you can have your seconds

 

[MedicalMuse]

I am a little confused, I didn’t know that worked that way

I can be very messy. And my partners are always messy.

That is probably the only way you’ll ever find out.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Hello handsome

How you doin' beautiful?

 

[MedicalMuse]

How you doin' beautiful?

I love Christmas lights. They make me so happy.

 

[Apisto42]

Pfft. You wouldn’t invite me anyway. Don’t play.

And also no. The only boat I want on belongs to someone else

Glad you remembered my boat.

 

[Apisto42]

I love Christmas lights. They make me so happy.

Putting up the tree today.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Glad you remembered my boat.

Mmmmhm
I expect the ride of a lifetime. Or at least a successful one

Putting up the tree today.

I’ll be right there.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I love Christmas lights. They make me so happy.

Yeah they're beautiful. Time to put mine up. Ya know, since I just took down the Halloween decorations a couple days ago.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Putting up the tree today.

Euphemism?

 

[Bry1313]

Mmmmhm
I expect the ride of a lifetime. Or at least a successful one

But what about the boat?

 

[Apisto42]

Euphemism?

No, I prefer to be direct.

But what about the boat?

It’s a great boat. Fits two comfortably and three or more if naked.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I like Christmas lights but refuse to put them up until after Thanksgiving. I doubt I will do them tomorrow and in NC next weekend so might be awhile but fuck it lifes a risk.

 

[CthuluLives]

ATTENTION AGAIN!

Dr Who is in 60 minutes.

That is all, you can go about your business.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I like Christmas lights but refuse to put them up until after Thanksgiving. I doubt I will do them tomorrow and in NC next weekend so might be awhile but fuck it lifes a risk.

To be festive & economical with your time, may I suggest Christmas lights for lazy people? There are several kinds!

 

[Azuldrgon]

My SO has ours up and it is Grinch themed.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

To be festive & economical with your time, may I suggest Christmas lights for lazy people? There are several kinds!

Ha nah I am old school.

 

[LupineOne]

Noseeums
Yup. I’m good. I’ll stay where it gets cold enough to kill the bugs. And alligators are semi retreads that fall off.

The noseeums are a goddamn pain. And the fruit flies. Those apples I put up? Bastards honed right in on them when they were in my kitchen, and I couldn’t enjoy a glass of wine without “extra protein” for days after I put the apples in the freezer.

The mosquitoes weren’t bad at all this year because spring was so dry, which was great.
Sometimes there’s enough of those bloodsuckers to form death squads and carry off small mammals.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Just watched and greatly enjoyed Doctor Who.


As you were.