Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

My moral compass broke AGES ago

a what now?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Edinburgh is mad touristy, when we're u there, like Monday afternoon or something?
Glasgow people by in large dinnae care who yi are or where yer fae as long as yi join in.
Skye is heavenly, proper gods country. The whole west coast really, when I'm heading west, past Loch Lomond and hit Crianlarich part of me changes inside, its like suddenly this massive weight has been lifted and I'm comfortable. Going past Loch Awe, Ben Cruichan, Dalmally, just beautiful..
Hell, got a wee bit lost there!
I'm being patriotic, the world is full of beautiful places. Watching the sun set into the sea is one of my favourite things. The red glow of the moon from an eclipse. The starry sky when's there's no light pollution anywhere. The wind blowing like hell outside right now and I'm sitting in a dark room just listening.
Jesus, this is what too much lucozade does to yi. That and painkillers
19:45 and in the words of Kris Kristopherson im feeling like hammered shit.
But this is a fun thread and keeps yi going eh?
Sorry mad waffling, will probably be embarrassed if I read it back so I'm going for a lie down instead..

I was there in July. Was in Edinburgh for a few days when the King was in town. Few days in Glasgow and a few in dicking around Skye but spending nights in Portree. Good times really. I am a big fan of Scotland and cant wait to go back. In the past year or so been to London, Belgium and the Netherlands and Scotland was without a doubt my favorite. Beautiful country and kind folk. Cheers.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I blame you all for my lack of productivity

 

[jason28053]

I blame you all for my lack of productivity

I’ll admit to that.

 

[Lmizzler]

I blame you all for my lack of productivity

You’re welcome

 

[MrsPassion]

I blame you all for my lack of productivity

I’m just an innocent bystander. Plausible deniability always

 

[Wand3rlust]

I blame you all for my lack of productivity

but it's only you and me posting?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I blame you all for my lack of productivity

I blame YOU!

 

[MedicalMuse]

I get the attention I want. I don’t like THAT kind of abuse, but some other kinds work for me very well

 

[Lmizzler]

Alright kids. I’m off to do the holiday things. I’ll be about, but not as much as normal. (You can thank me later for being gone @MedicalMuse )

Happy Thanksgiving my friends….Especially all you British folk!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Alright kids. I’m off to do the holiday things. I’ll be about, but not as much as normal. (You can thank me later for being gone @MedicalMuse )

Fah que.

Happy Thanksgiving buddy

Happy Thanksgiving my friends….Especially all you British folk!

 

[jason28053]

Taste the biscuit

 

[Daisy_Love]

@OrdinaryPerson and I love spam .. especially air fried spam

You two are crazzzzzzyyyyyy

*ahem*

… “squirty cream”…

Ahem……..skooshy cream!!!

 

[Daisy_Love]

You know some refer to a can as the butt so

A can is a butt?
Pant are trousers?
Fannies are bums!!!
Strange people

 

[crazychemgirl]

I blame YOU!

Sorry I was busy eating lunch bought by my boss

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

So you're happy just to dickercise around it?

Absolutely. I'm all about the holidays.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Happy Turkey Day for tomorrow guys

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Right back at you... May the bird be plump, juicy, and the conversation lively.

Well that's very kind of you but I'm British so it's just a regular old day here

 

[Bry1313]

That's it! You're on the list next to Bry!

We were on the same team today!

 

[ShaneoD]

You and @Daisy_Love


Maybe @ShaneoD and @deft too

Eyelid mate I'm very late but who is flandering my beautiful accent I've used text-to-speech to write this message anyone cared to guess what it was meant to say?

 

[Bry1313]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/nKFXQkxLRiEhy/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7j6f36qbxyeyd38gi43se356rf35e21ife6wrkl1w&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

If you are gonna use that gif we get shared custody of the monkey rim shot.

 

[Bry1313]

Too late! I'm angry!

You angry? I don’t believe it. (Runs away from shank)

 

[MrsPassion]

If you are gonna use that gif we get shared custody of the monkey rim shot.

I will not negotiate with you about this. I get the rimshot. You get "Its been 84 years" and we can share this one. Final offer.

 

[MrsPassion]

Ahem……..skooshy cream!!!

this is not better lmao

 

[Bry1313]

this is not better lmao

So much better. Skooshy>>>>squirty