Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Walk me through it.

You SO says “babe…close your eyes. I’ve got a surprise for you”

You get all excited, close your eyes, and get all squirmy and eager and they say

“Open your eyes in 3…2…1. Surprise!”

They are wearing that and your reaction is…

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[Lmizzler]

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[MrsPassion]

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Not the onomatopoeia ponani! What a Marvel

 

[Mr_bogey]

That's it! You're on the list next to Bry!

 

[MrsPassion]

That was five years ago Bogey! Catch up! We’re talking Batman role play now!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Walk me through it.

You SO says “babe…close your eyes. I’ve got a surprise for you”

You get all excited, close your eyes, and get all squirmy and eager and they say

“Open your eyes in 3…2…1. Surprise!”

They are wearing that and your reaction is…

'To the bat cave!'

 

[Mr_bogey]

Well, I did. Yesterday.

But we are a day closer, so maybe give twice as much.

 

[Mr_bogey]

That was five years ago Bogey! Catch up! We’re talking Batman role play now!

I'll get there. I haven't shitposted in a while. I was overdue.

 

[CthuluLives]

https://imgur.com/a/nXhY2nd

 

[SlyderInside]

'To the bat cave!'

If things open up and bats fly out… I’m gonna need a minute or two.

 

[crazychemgirl]

'To the bat cave!'

Winner

 

[Mr_bogey]

Yep, pick on Bogey party.

I thought we were going to do something different this week.

 

[Mr_bogey]

He likes it. It’s attention

 

[MrsPassion]

'To the bat cave!'

Would it be a turn off if your partner chose to be the riddler and only spoke during the sexy time in riddles?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Would it be a turn off if your partner chose to be the riddler and only spoke during the sexy time in riddles?

Don't know... speak to me, and we'll find out....

 

[Mr_bogey]

Um no. Your car must backfire in a completely different way than mine. Canadian made cars, eh?

She wasn't talking about cars

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Would it be a turn off if your partner chose to be the riddler and only spoke during the sexy time in riddles?

That would undoubtedly turn into angry sex on my part.

 

[SlyderInside]

That would undoubtedly turn into angry sex on my part.

Angry sex is the answer to all riddles. Confirmed.

 

[MrsPassion]

Don't know... speak to me, and we'll find out....

“Plunging the depths for honeyed treasures
Knobby and one eyed you shudder and shiver.
What am I?”

that’s the best I got on such short notice

 

[Mr_bogey]

I don’t have hair ties

What kind of ties do you have?

 

[MrsPassion]

That would undoubtedly turn into angry sex on my part.

Wait wait wait. Look at the riddle I made and then decide

 

[crazychemgirl]

What kind of ties do you have?

You’ve seen them

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Wait wait wait. Look at the riddle I made and then decide

Too late! I'm angry!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Lol last one

You know…

doing exactly what I’m doing lol not a damn thing

 

[MrsPassion]

Too late! I'm angry!

Well I’m no poet or great philosopher! sex riddles are hard! (pun intended)