Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I do, I definitely do

And you can prove this how?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Haha, no. Truth of the matter is my jaw has a tendency to pop, especially when I'm stressed. Likely a result of unconsciously gritting my molars. So I'm just familiar with the term.

A much less sexy explanation, I know.

Take your forefinger and your thumb , reach into your mouth with thumb on inside and fire finger on outside. Go all the way to the back of cheek, right behind the molars and squeeze. You will know when you have hit the spot because it will feel like a hard lump and hurt when you squeeze it. It helps loosen the muscle

 

[Bry1313]

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Same joke was made 30 minutes ago, but not bad

 

[crazychemgirl]

Same joke was made 30 minutes ago, but not bad

I also pointed it out 1 minute ago … but not bad

 

[Bry1313]

I also pointed it out 1 minute ago … but not bad

I’ve already made my thoughts clear about you through the genius of Steve Martin

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I can’t watch this thread every second of the day! I do have other stuff to do

Like stop being my bitch? Rude.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Is head ever mediocre?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Serving @Indie is a full time job! At least if I want to do it right

Nice save.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I love to serve mistress!

Points to your tag line.

Sus.

 

[Bbl87]

Take your forefinger and your thumb , reach into your mouth with thumb on inside and fire finger on outside. Go all the way to the back of cheek, right behind the molars and squeeze. You will know when you have hit the spot because it will feel like a hard lump and hurt when you squeeze it. It helps loosen the muscle

Well I'll be damned...

 

[Mr_bogey]

I hope my stage partner has staying power

 

[Daisy_Love]

OMG, you can’t share your bitch with others in need? There is enough of me to go around .

Uh oh!! You’re chucked

 

[Strixaluco]

Would a boneless finger taste like a limp dick?

Definitely not. Fingers taste a lot less personal, would be hard if not impossible to distinguish people by that. It's an uneventful taste.

Now cocks... Every single one of them has tasted different. Some delicious, some not.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Chucked?

Scottish phrase, primarily used in Edinburgh and other eastern regions of the country. Verb: to 'chuck' or throw your chances away.

 

[Wand3rlust]

She means dumped.

 

[Daisy_Love]

She means dumped.

Ehhhh I showed an example Mrs Saff London/Essex

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ehhhh I showed an example Mrs Saff London/Essex

Shush I'm translating for the 'mericans

 

[Daisy_Love]

Shush I'm translating for the 'mericans

A tad too late

 

[Mr_bogey]

Nice save.

Is it though? With the title change, I'd say it's just words.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

OMG, you can’t share your bitch with others in need? There is enough of me to go around .

See below

Uh oh!! You’re chucked

And also this

Is it though? With the title change, I'd say it's just words.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I can’t watch this thread every second of the day! I do have other stuff to do

Tell me right now what’s more important

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Serving @Indie is a full time job! At least if I want to do it right

This is correct

 

[MedicalMuse]

Well Hello shenanigang. I’m afraid to try to catch up.

 

[Bry1313]

See below

And also this

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well I'll be damned...

Another trick is to take your pointer fingers and place them in between your masseter and mandible. Open your mouth if you want to make sure your in the right spot. Then close it and drag the finger down your jawline to your chin. Repetitively. And back up again. Cross fiber friction. Actually use forefinger and middle finger