Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

That’s it, I don’t need you…I don’t need anything

You need me … admit it.

 

[MrsPassion]

I’d get in line

I'd wait outside with a tent and everything

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not me giggling ridiculously at work but trying to disguise it and failing

 

[Bry1313]

Don’t summon it!

You called?

 

[Daisy_Love]

You need me … admit it.

He does, he knows it!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'd wait outside with a tent and everything

We can share a flask

 

[crazychemgirl]

You called?

Not you!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

tickets??

When the event comes to fruition, I’ll alert the box office

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Don’t summon it!

#sorrynotsorry

 

[MrsPassion]

We can share a flask

I mean...yes
I'm so thirsty...parched really

 

[Bbl87]

I always go in thinking “wtf” but once I’m “on” I like to give ‘em a show. I’m even more enthusiastic if I think of it as practice for The Great Lay. Which is going to be my magnum opus

See, I had an ex that went at it like she was gonna get a prize. Which, technically, I guess she did. I think she ruined me.

 

[Bry1313]

He does, he knows it!!

@crazychemgirl

 

[Bry1313]

Not you!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

We can share a flask

You guys….. you must understand. In reality this show will be like watching Bruce Springsteen cuz he needs the money or something.
Lots of pyrotechnics and shit to mask the fact that I’m past my prime.
But I can still charge big money for the tickets. Cuz I used to be a big deal

 

[crazychemgirl]

You guys….. you must understand. In reality this show will be like watching Bruce Springsteen cuz he needs the money or something.
Lots of pyrotechnics and shit to mask the fact that I’m past my prime.
But I can still charge big money for the tickets. Cuz I used to be a big deal

Dude… we will be watching in rapt attention the whole fucking time

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

See, I had an ex that went at it like she was gonna get a prize. Which, technically, I guess she did. I think she ruined me.

Probably what really happened was 25 years of marriage

 

[MrsPassion]

You guys….. you must understand. In reality this show will be like watching Bruce Springsteen cuz he needs the money or something.
Lots of pyrotechnics and shit to mask the fact that I’m past my prime.
But I can still charge big money for the tickets. Cuz I used to be a big deal

So you're saying it will be a rather grand production? Great. I love a bit of fan fare

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Dude… we will be watching in rapt attention the whole fucking time

I hope my stage partner has staying power

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

So you're saying it will be a rather grand production? Great. I love a bit of fan fare

That’s the Leo in you

 

[Bbl87]

Probably what really happened was 25 years of marriage

Hey now, I'm only at 11 years thank you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I hope my stage partner has staying power

I’m all for audience participation

 

[Bry1313]

I hope my stage partner has staying power

I do, I definitely do

 

[MrsPassion]

That’s the Leo in you

*looks at rapidly accumulated birthday tassel collection*

I mean...yes

 

[MrsPassion]

I hope my stage partner has staying power

I volunteer as tribute!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hey now, I'm only at 11 years thank you.

Well, Girthicus- people get old. TMJ is real