Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

LOL yes, buuut I meant I need someone to kiss myyyy booboos.

I got 3 needles stuck in me and have a bandaid on both shoulders

That’s too many booboos at once!

 

[LupineOne]

I don’t often say this to another man but, nice meat

Thank you

 

[LupineOne]

You know men could go on for hours talking in double entendres about meat.
Man you handle that meat well.
It looks delicious.
It is so juicy.
Damn it’s filling.

True. And I know at least one woman (ahem, @PlanetaryNebula ) who could do the same

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So because you were so kind to me in my time of need, I am happy to return the favor. I worked it out with the other fellas. They have your arms. Now drop your pants and bend over. (one for each cheek).

Hey, I said just the booboos! You haven't earned that privilege yet, Dodger-hater

That’s too many booboos at once!

It is!

You know men could go on for hours talking in double entendres about meat.
Man you handle that meat well.
It looks delicious.
It is so juicy.
Damn it’s filling.

I once had an entire thread on an AV forum about how much I loved Cox. The mods there didn't appreciate my gift for double entendres

 

[Mr_bogey]

Hey, I said just the booboos! You haven't earned that privilege yet, Dodger-hater

Oh there's a booboo down there somewhere. Just give me a little time and I'll find it.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I don’t know if you’ve done enough to earn a pic of @Indie and her fuzzless cunt. It’s a spectacular cunt … pristine and pretty. You have to EARN it.

So because you were so kind to me in my time of need, I am happy to return the favor. I worked it out with the other fellas. They have your arms. Now drop your pants and bend over. (one for each cheek).

Hey, I said just the booboos! You haven't earned that privilege yet, Dodger-hater

Oh there's a booboo down there somewhere. Just give me a little time and I'll find it.

I need someone like @crazychemgirl to tell presumptuous dudes like @Mr_bogey that they haven't earned such privileges

 

[Photog1rl]

1. Indie knows I love her
2. this question is leading me into an existential crisis....
3. yes, all Toms and Thoms are related... This particular Tom is my second cousin twice removed on my fathers side... we used to call him tiny Tom, because he is smaller than average Tom, my old-uncle.

love, Thom

I've missed your particular brand of shenanigans. Hi Thom!

 

[Vitriolhack]

Birthdays. So many birthdays.

I’m down for Cake

 

[TomTeacher19]

1. Indie knows I love her
2. this question is leading me into an existential crisis....
3. yes, all Toms and Thoms are related... This particular Tom is my second cousin twice removed on my fathers side... we used to call him tiny Tom, because he is smaller than average Tom, my old-uncle.

love, Thom

The "h" removal process is very painful and only done by the strongest or drunkest males at the family reunions.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Oh there's a booboo down there somewhere. Just give me a little time and I'll find it.

You whore.

 

[Bry1313]

You whore.

Simple and concise

 

[Mr_bogey]

I need someone like @crazychemgirl to tell presumptuous dudes like @Mr_bogey that they haven't earned such privileges

 

[Mr_bogey]

Simple and concise

Like you aren't.

 

[Bry1313]

Like you aren't.

Yes, I’m very simple and concise

 

[LupineOne]

It's not a bad thing. But it sure is prettier when you can see what's underneath.

She’s right

 

[servant_heart]

Now.. if there were only somebody who could give the booboos

 

[LupineOne]

Now.. if there were only somebody who could give the booboos

I bite if you ask

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m sure @OrdinaryPerson would approve.

Only if @Indie sends me the proof. Then we can rub our smooth seal skin together after i do some landscaping

 

[servant_heart]

Only if @Indie sends me the proof. Then we can rub our smooth seal skin together after i do some landscaping

What in tha.. I need to join this harem .. is this?? This sounds like maybe my people.

 

[servant_heart]

I bite if you ask

*holds her cookie* Please sir, would you bite my cookie?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What in tha.. I need to join this harem .. is this?? This sounds like maybe my people.

I usually just wait at @Indie's back door. Ill scooch over and make some room on the porch swing for you.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

It's too early to talk about seal-scaping

 

[MedicalMuse]

It's too early to talk about seal-scaping

Blasphemy. It’s never too early.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Blasphemy. It’s never too early.

Don't you take that tone with me older lady!

 

[Bry1313]

Don't you take that tone with me older lady!

I’ve got to say, you are definitely the one in the wrong here, just skulk away