Sex & Shenanigans

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Birthdays. So many birthdays.

The kind where you have to behave? Or the kind where you can drink, be silly, and come home waaaaay to late and a little horny?

 

[Bbl87]

I would tealy like to see what creative ways you would cone up with to include this on an actual resume
Love,
Thom

I mean I just cut straight to the point.

You mean everybody doesn't include "purveyor of hot dickings" on their resume?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

The kind where you have to behave? Or the kind where you can drink, be silly, and come home waaaaay to late and a little horny?

The kind where I have to behave and be a good mom

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

The kind where I have to behave and be a good mom

oh... oh... no.... do you mean.... childrens birthday parties? oh your poor head.... whip out the paracetamol.... give me a call if you need a massage sunday evening...

 

[Mr_bogey]

I myself was thinking something like: always a welcome sight at the office christmas party

1.Why didn't you sign this one
"Love,
Thom"
2. What determines when you affectionately sign a post?
3. Are you related to @TomTeacher19 ?

 

[Mr_bogey]

It's not a bad thing. But it sure is prettier when you can see what's underneath.

I get up close and can see fine.

 

[Paligirl]

It's not a bad thing. But it sure is prettier when you can see what's underneath.

honestly whats the point of all that hair?

 

[Mr_bogey]

honestly whats the point of all that hair?

Decoration

 

[Paligirl]

Decoration

pussy doesnt need it! lol

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

oh... oh... no.... do you mean.... childrens birthday parties? oh your poor head.... whip out the paracetamol.... give me a call if you need a massage sunday evening...

Two children's parties this weekend. One of them belongs to me.

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

1.Why didn't you sign this one
"Love,
Thom"
2. What determines when you affectionately sign a post?
3. Are you related to @TomTeacher19 ?

1. Indie knows I love her
2. this question is leading me into an existential crisis....
3. yes, all Toms and Thoms are related... This particular Tom is my second cousin twice removed on my fathers side... we used to call him tiny Tom, because he is smaller than average Tom, my old-uncle.

love, Thom

 

[crazychemgirl]

Decoration

Does a lightning bolt work too?

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Two children's parties this weekend. One of them belongs to me.

haha... well at least after everyone has left at the party of your own kid you can get shamelessly drunk under the guise of cleaning up the kitchen

 

[Mr_bogey]

Does a lightning bolt work too?

Shaved design or tattoo? Both qualify as decoration.

 

[Mr_bogey]

pussy doesnt need it! lol

Perhaps a demonstration would help me better understand.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Perhaps a demonstration would help me better understand.

#thirstcrownforlife

 

[Booboobear84]

pussy doesnt need it! lol

Truth

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Did you say Booboo kisses;-)

LOL yes, buuut I meant I need someone to kiss myyyy booboos.

I got 3 needles stuck in me and have a bandaid on both shoulders

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

LOL yes, buuut I meant I need someone to kiss myyyy booboos.

I got 3 needles stuck in me and have a bandaid on both shoulders

Kisses and hugs are on their way!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Would you like me to kiss anywhere else while I am at it?

Just the booboos for now, thank you

 

[Booboobear84]

LOL yes, buuut I meant I need someone to kiss myyyy booboos.

I got 3 needles stuck in me and have a bandaid on both shoulders

I knew, but a guy's gotta try

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

“For now…”

I was a little afraid there might be a “Yeah you can kiss my ass while you are at it”

Afraid? Sounds more like wishful thinking

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Me? A dirty deviant? Nooooooo ok maybe

You cant be the only sane person here...

 

[LupineOne]

Prime rib? I think so. #threedayweekend

 

[Mr_bogey]

Just the booboos for now, thank you

So because you were so kind to me in my time of need, I am happy to return the favor. I worked it out with the other fellas. They have your arms. Now drop your pants and bend over. (one for each cheek).