Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Opps. Sorry babe.
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That gave me a very physical visceral reaction

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Wait, there was talk about milking and no one tagged me again?! You're all fired.

In the early 2000s, ex-fiance (BF at the time) and I tested out the social media claim that receiving head felt better if the giver put Listerine strips in their mouth right before. He said it did...but...then he tried using the strips just before going down on me, and it burrrrrned Don't try this at home, kids!

No thanks on the listerine strips. A little toothpaste left over on a beard though... delightful tingle.

 

[macster3951]

Just to be perfectly clear on the subject...
tentacles sex

I am NOT clicking that link, been down enough rabbit holes (not sexual in nature, just for clarification)

 

[hotoldrguy]

No thanks on the listerine strips. A little toothpaste left over on a beard though... delightful tingle.

It just so happens I am growing my winter beard back in

 

[MrsPassion]

Just to be perfectly clear on the subject...
tentacles sex

Pffft amateur hour over here, those are noodles not tentacles

 

[hotoldrguy]

Pffft amateur hour over here, those are noodles not tentacles

they are missing the all important suckers....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who’s putting this in their wives stockings this year?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Pffft amateur hour over here, those are noodles not tentacles

Tentacles are more meaty

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m not gonna say I prefer a meaty cock … but a meaty tentacle is preferable

 

[crazychemgirl]

will someone put on a pirate hat and scream "release the kraken" to complete my tentacle fantasy please?

That’s a hard no for me

 

[hotoldrguy]

Tentacles are more meaty

more like this?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Just to be perfectly clear on the subject...
tentacles sex

I am NOT clicking that link, been down enough rabbit holes (not sexual in nature, just for clarification)

Renaming all my Dropbox links to "tentacle sex" from now on

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You'll poke your eye out kid!!!

Ok had to say it....

This is why I love you

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You can not wanna with me if you want cuz I don’t wanna either

Perfect! Work is so dumb

 

[Wand3rlust]

It just so happens I am growing my winter beard back in

Whoa, me too!

 

[Bry1313]

Whoa, me too!

Ok, you are now a crush

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok, you are now a crush

You bastard!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Whoa, me too!

I just got rid of mine.

Without any help.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Unpopular opinion… I HATE beards

 

[crazychemgirl]

So that’s how I get on your good side

I’m a goatee fan personally… not bare face. Not full beard… unless it’s WELL maintained and soft and doesn’t feel like face pubes.

And it MUST be immaculately maintained .. clean edges … I hate when it’s goes down the neck and is all smarmy looking and scraggly

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I like a little scruff. Doesn't have to be a full-on beard, but I like the way scruff tickles when his mouth is between my legs and on my tits

 

[Bry1313]

You bastard!

You keep pairing me with others….many of them with beards, so I’d given up.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You keep pairing me with others….many of them with beards, so I’d given up.

You’re my favourite person to fuck with … you know that?

 

[Bry1313]

You’re my favourite person to fuck with … you know that?

I hadn’t picked up on that (sees thread devoted to trolling him), yeah hadn’t noticed at all

 

[MrsPassion]

I’m a goatee fan personally…

Lmfao I use to wear a goatee when I would do drag in college *poof

You bet your sweet behind there’s a photo there