Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Bry's a dude?

I'm so confused right now.

I do sing the Cher part in karaoke for “I’ve Got You Babe”.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You and me both. For avoidance of doubt, I'm a hedgehog. Just to explain the prickles..

Do you want a tummy rub?

 

[Bry1313]

Do you want a tummy rub?

Ahem

 

[Lmizzler]

Do you want a tummy rub?

It's sooo cute!

@Wand3rlust I've seen you before and I don't remember you being prickly like that but definitely just as cute.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

You and me both. For avoidance of doubt, I'm a hedgehog. Just to explain the prickles..

Not a deterant.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ahem

I have two hands.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm still creeped out by the seal whiskers. They tickle when he/she gets close to my special places.

Shuuush. Don't give away my special moves.

 

[Lmizzler]

Shuuush. Don't give away my special moves.

Next time will you at least offer to use some lube though. Geez. That burn isn’t going away for a while.

 

[macster3951]

I have two hands.

Would it be too weird if I pointed out you have two feet too?

 

[macster3951]

It wasn't a personal request, you never know these days.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Would it be too weird if I pointed out you have two feet too?

gonna need three

Thoughts on tentacles?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I have ate squid and octopus in the past, its not bad with ketchup

You and I have different ideas on what to do with tentacles.

 

[Bry1313]

You and I have different ideas on what to do with tentacles.

Your view sounds more fun.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Is there a cow fetish on lit I’ve missed??

It has been an udder failure

 

[hotoldrguy]

There’s one there but sshhhhh nobody has noticed

Good Lord!!!!!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Next time will you at least offer to use some lube though. Geez. That burn isn’t going away for a while.

Opps. Sorry babe.

 

[Lmizzler]

Opps. Sorry babe.

This does explain why my sinuses felt so amazingly clear!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Your view sounds more fun.

Blame it on the monster smut I've been reading.

dont encourage her... with her fascination with buttholes we would all be in for hell.

Too late. I'm already encouraged.

 

[base10]

Opps. Sorry babe.
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Pretty sure that's been done before

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Opps. Sorry babe.
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I bet it would feel good on his booty hole.

 

[macster3951]

Thoughts on tentacles?

All appendages matter and can be useful

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I bet it would feel good on his booty hole.

Im gonna leave that experiment to you

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Blimey, it's all happening here today.

 

[hotoldrguy]

All appendages matter and can be useful

Just to be perfectly clear on the subject...
tentacles sex

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

There’s certainly a milking fetish

Wait, there was talk about milking and no one tagged me again?! You're all fired.

Hold on... hold on a minute....

The dick..... the 10 inch dick...

You mean....

You mean that wasn't true?...

Opps. Sorry babe.
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In the early 2000s, ex-fiance (BF at the time) and I tested out the social media claim that receiving head felt better if the giver put Listerine strips in their mouth right before. He said it did...but...then he tried using the strips just before going down on me, and it burrrrrned Don't try this at home, kids!