Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[bbcbarry9033]

When the Chinese basket trick isn't getting you off anymore.

What is a 'Chinese Basket?'

A super hot Asian psycho.

What drives you crazy?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

Vibrating dildo hitting my P Spot!

Why do people like bright purple?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Vibrating dildo hitting my P Spot!

Why do people like bright purple?

It shows you've got the rope around her tits just right.

Am I immature playing with Lego?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

No! Good practice for making tight connections!

Why do people run on. people movers?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

No! Good practice for making tight connections!

Why do people run on. people movers?

So they can pretend they're trying to get away from the guy who's up their ass.

Why do some people collect rocks?

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

Why was the wheel invented?

To facilitate single guys trying to cruise for women.

What is the oddest use for a pizza cutter?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

Used to trim pubic hair.

What is the best way to eat meatballs?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Used to trim pubic hair.

What is the best way to eat meatballs?

Covered in a thick, manly sauce, of course.

Was ist der Schwarzwald?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

Es ist ein "peek" auf der Anus!

Why does Santa slide down the chimney?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Es ist ein "peek" auf der Anus!

Why does Santas slide down the chimney?

He uses K-Y to make a smooth entry.

Qu'est-ce que c'est une Cage aux Folles?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

A Cock cage for a silly boi!

What was the mockingbird shrieking about?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

A Cock cage for a silly boi!

What was the mockingbird shrieking about?

She's shrieking at the bare-ass nekkid jaybird!

Why is a toucan's beak so big?

 

[Wriggle]

So two can play at once.

What are the birds chirping about every morning?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

Hot sex last night!

Why do gophers dig so many holes?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Hot sex last night!

Why do gophers dig so many holes?

Who doesn't dig a nice hole?

Why is a hole in one such a big deal?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

Proves you have good aim!

Why eat Brussel sprouts?

 

[Wriggle]

To punish your head giver in 24hrs time.

Why are the British obsessed with tea?

 

[NEOhio1972]

To punish your head giver in 24hrs time.

Why are the British obsessed with tea?

Because tea spelled backwards, and then switching the e and a is eat!!!! As in eating as much puxxy as a country could possibly eat!!!

Who's invited to the tea party??

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Because tea spelled backwards, and then switching the e and a is eat!!!! As in eating as much puxxy as a country could possibly eat!!!

Who's invited to the tea party??

Sarah Bradlee Fulton, of course.

What is "one if by land, two if by sea" all about?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Sarah Bradlee Fulton, of course.

What is "one if by land, two if by sea" all about?

It's the battle cry of prostitutes in the legendary port town of Astomouth.

Why is it always a slow boat to China?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

Ugh! Why would you want to get there faster?

Why are people trying to travel in space?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ugh! Why would you want to get there faster?

Why are people trying to travel in space?

Because they cum too quickly in time.

What is Relativity Theory?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Because they cum too quickly in time.

What is Relativity Theory?

Oooh... that's tough one. All I know is it has something to do with using beer goggles and wine glasses to explain things like internet inches.

Why are cousins twice removed?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

Because the sex was so vibrant, they had to pull them off of each other!

Why are friends called "Buddies"?

 

[NEOhio1972]

Because the sex was so vibrant, they had to pull them off of each other!

Why are friends called "Buddies"?

Because "fuck toys" can be inappropriate in some certain situations.....

What's the best way to help a friend?