Sex & Shenanigans

[Lmizzler]

“I ranched so hard, that I shot my spray cheese deep inside her meat pocket!”

 

[Wand3rlust]

“I ranched so hard, that I shot my squirty cheese deep inside her meat pocket!”

FIFY

 

[Lmizzler]

FIFY

I’m so glad you always help me with my grammar and typos!

 

[Bry1313]

I didnt see you making a birthday thread.

But I did post tatas

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

But I did post tatas

You look a lot different than what I imagined.

 

[Bry1313]

You look a lot different than what I imagined.

Yeah, I’ve tried to keep my image on the downlow here.

 

[Lmizzler]

Yeah, I’ve tried to keep my image on the downlow here.

I’ve got nipples Focker, can you milk me!

 

[MrsPassion]

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[Daisy_Love]

But I did post tatas

Shake those tatas!!!

 

[Lmizzler]

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[MrsPassion]

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(I know it’s not from the movie but I’ll never pass up low hanging…fruit…)

 

[Lmizzler]

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(I know it’s not from the movie but I’ll never pass up low hanging…fruit…)

 

[MrsPassion]

I’m the one on the left

 

[Lmizzler]

No way…her girls are way to small!

 

[MrsPassion]

No way…her girls are way to small!

I’m not sure what you mean. I have very small boobies.

 

[Lmizzler]

I’m not sure what you mean. I have very small boobies.

And I have a very big dick.

 

[MrsPassion]

And I have a very big dick.

We all have our burdens to bear

 

[macster3951]

Now don’t be ridiculous

you have limits?

 

[Daisy_Love]

And I have a very big dick.

Well, we know yer a dick!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Me neither, never have watched Doom Patrol

I don’t even know what that is

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

Of course Nebs!

 

[Bbl87]

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

Don't threaten us with a good time...

 

[MrsPassion]

Today has proven that when people (especially men) say “milk me” my mind does not go to the right places.

 

[MrsPassion]

Where exactly does your mind go?

Exactly where it would after a decade and a half of having my own credit card and unfettered access to porn on the internet.

Dark, dark places is the answer.