Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

I just scrolled back and saw "2 months," "10 weeks," "6 weeks," and just assumed you were comparing dry spells. For a moment there I thought I was hot stuff 'cause I'm only at 4 weeks.

I like my AV. I have no intentions of changing it.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I thought you all were saying how long it's been since you had sex and I was going to add 2 months... but my AVs normally take about a month.

Right!??? That's what I thought!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think the longest I’ve ever gone without sex is … like 2 weeks?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Right!??? That's what I thought!

Jinx!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I think the longest I’ve ever gone without sex is … like 2 weeks?

Shut up

 

[crazychemgirl]

Shut up

Cum here sexy

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Cum here sexy

Are you going to break my dry spell?

 

[MedicalMuse]

You could never look dumb btw

that’s a very sweet thing to say.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are you going to break my dry spell?

I mean … I could

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Dude … if I had to go that long without sex I’d be an e-humping / one night stand whore

Damn, I thought this was a judgement-free zone

 

[crazychemgirl]

Damn, I thought this was a judgement-free zone

No judgment if you wanna be a e-hump / one night stand whore … more power to you!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I think the longest I’ve ever gone without sex is … like 2 weeks?

Show-off.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Show-off.

It’s called having a vagina.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

It’s called having a vagina.

Well, sure. Everyone wants to get in one of those.

Meanwhile, penises are ridiculous.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, sure. Everyone wants to get in one of those.

Meanwhile, penises are ridiculous.

Penii?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t know why I like penii better

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I don’t know why I like penii better

And here I thought you preferred vaginae.

 

[SixShooter14]

I don’t know why I like penii better

Some would say...2 heads are better than 1

 

[crazychemgirl]

And here I thought you preferred vaginae.

I mean, yes…. That is true.

 

[macster3951]

@crazychemgirl - regarding AV change. Make another change in your profile, even if it is just remove a period.

 

[crazychemgirl]

@crazychemgirl - regarding AV change. Make another change in your profile, even if it is just remove a period.

I have changed my tagline

 

[MedicalMuse]

@crazychemgirl - regarding AV change. Make another change in your profile, even if it is just remove a period.

I’ve done that several times. No dice.

 

[macster3951]

I have changed my tagline

I’ve done that several times. No dice.

Maybe I just got lucky (not in a fun way)

 

[BongoGal]

Meanwhile, penises are ridiculous.

They ARE! Imagine if other body parts had a tendency to grow so dramatically larger based on sexy stimuli.

 

[macster3951]

They ARE! Imagine if other body parts had a tendency to grow so dramatically larger based on sexy stimuli.

I will share this tid bit, it is not always sexy stimuli. I remember when I was school age and would get a raging hard on just riding the bus. No stimuli, unless you count the bumpy roads and sharp turns. I very rarely enjoy being a penis owner.