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crazychemgirl said:
What the fuck… oysters???


Please never invite me to dinner.
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I would love to say that’s the worst thing I’ve heard of, but it’s not.
Okay, so a little background info: I’m 1/4 Filipina and my ex-fiancé is Filipino. At one of his family’s Christmas parties, 1 of the dishes was something that looked like meatloaf. I do really like SOME meatloaf, but not all, particularly dislike mushrooms and ketchup, but I can be picky in general. I briefly considered it and passed, because the color looked sus. Ex-fiancé did put some on his plate, and it turned out to be some kind of FISH LOAF, WITH BONES?!? 😱🤢🤮🤬 Like some psychopath took the time to remove the edible fleshy parts of a fish from its skeleton, ground it up, and shaped the ground fish meat into a meatloaf shape AROUND THE BONES. Why? For what fucking purpose? I don’t fucking get it, and I don’t think I ever will.
 
Kitty_so_frisky said:
I would love to say that’s the worst thing I’ve heard of, but it’s not.
Okay, so a little background info: I’m 1/4 Filipina and my ex-fiancé is Filipino. At one of his family’s Christmas parties, 1 of the dishes was something that looked like meatloaf. I do really like SOME meatloaf, but not all, particularly dislike mushrooms and ketchup, but I can be picky in general. I briefly considered it and passed, because the color looked sus. Ex-fiancé did put some on his plate, and it turned out to be some kind of FISH LOAF, WITH BONES?!? 😱🤢🤮🤬 Like some psychopath took the time to remove the edible fleshy parts of a fish from its skeleton, ground it up, and shaped the ground fish meat into a meatloaf shape AROUND THE BONES. Why? For what fucking purpose? I don’t fucking get it, and I don’t think I ever will.
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You don’t like ketchup you say????

Can we be best friends?
 
Kitty_so_frisky said:
I would love to say that’s the worst thing I’ve heard of, but it’s not.
Okay, so a little background info: I’m 1/4 Filipina and my ex-fiancé is Filipino. At one of his family’s Christmas parties, 1 of the dishes was something that looked like meatloaf. I do really like SOME meatloaf, but not all, particularly dislike mushrooms and ketchup, but I can be picky in general. I briefly considered it and passed, because the color looked sus. Ex-fiancé did put some on his plate, and it turned out to be some kind of FISH LOAF, WITH BONES?!? 😱🤢🤮🤬 Like some psychopath took the time to remove the edible fleshy parts of a fish from its skeleton, ground it up, and shaped the ground fish meat into a meatloaf shape AROUND THE BONES. Why? For what fucking purpose? I don’t fucking get it, and I don’t think I ever will.
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The actual fuck? Okay, some of you here know I like to cook and bake all kinds of things, I’ve shared enough of it.
Why in the name of everything holy would someone do that? At best, you have something flavorful you have to pick through, and at worst you have a dried out hunk of flavorless whatever-this-is and someone shouting “Help! They’re choking!” because the poor sap that ate it swallowed a bone the wrong way.
 
Kitty_so_frisky said:
I would love to say that’s the worst thing I’ve heard of, but it’s not.
Okay, so a little background info: I’m 1/4 Filipina and my ex-fiancé is Filipino. At one of his family’s Christmas parties, 1 of the dishes was something that looked like meatloaf. I do really like SOME meatloaf, but not all, particularly dislike mushrooms and ketchup, but I can be picky in general. I briefly considered it and passed, because the color looked sus. Ex-fiancé did put some on his plate, and it turned out to be some kind of FISH LOAF, WITH BONES?!? 😱🤢🤮🤬 Like some psychopath took the time to remove the edible fleshy parts of a fish from its skeleton, ground it up, and shaped the ground fish meat into a meatloaf shape AROUND THE BONES. Why? For what fucking purpose? I don’t fucking get it, and I don’t think I ever will.
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Oysters in the stuffing is sounding more and more reasonable to me. Just sayin'. :sneaky:
 
Bry1313 said:
You ability to not throw a fork at them for the “Jew” line, a la Michael Berzatto, shows you have way more restraint than me. Good on you.
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My reaction in situations like that is always to pause and say "They're fucking with me right?" Looking back I should have just thrown my plate like Oscar Madison. 🤣
 
NRJLIVES4ever said:
I'm your second number 1? 😍😍😍😍 Ohhhh baby. Peg me, queen.

Actually where do you stand on pegging? @PlanetaryNebula said no, @Indie said maybe, @crazychemgirl I get a "maybe" vibe. Where are you on the "Peg my Lit husband NRJ" scale?
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Hm. Youre my favorite #1 self proclaimed Lit hubby. 😘

Id rather see @Indie peg you than do it myself. Im kind of of a lazy lover that likes to receive. 🤣
 
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