Sex & Shenanigans

[MrsPassion]

Question for the board …. When something in real life resembles a dick we call it phallic …

What is the term for when something resembles a vagina????

I usually just furiously tap whoever is next me and go “that looks like a pussy don’t it?!”

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I feel like maybe Vulvus???

 

[hotwords229_A]

@hotwords229_A @peekingone
https://ibb.co/2cZDXrg

I just looked again to make sure it was as good as I remembered it.

Yup!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/g1O7oRh9nhCbS/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d71tisjip95gz6iqyyv63gbu063giqr0v7oshmk6wu&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
And I’ll take it!!

You deserve it. You deserve me looking like I’m epileptic

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I usually just furiously tap whoever is next me and go “that looks like a pussy don’t it?!”

SEEEEE????!!!!? I fucking CANT!

 

[peekingone]

I usually just furiously tap whoever is next me and go “that looks like a pussy don’t it?!”

Cameltoe?

 

[Bbl87]

https://ibb.co/2cZDXrg

Beat the buzzer this time!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Lmao @ those are meat curtains


I wonder what @Lmizzler thinks of those photos

They might make him ranch in his pants.

 

[MrsPassion]

Cameltoe?

Pfft…I would never point out out someone’s cameltoe I’m the type to walk up and let ‘em know their box is looking a lil hungry and provide cover while they sort it out…provided that’s not the look they were going for.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I think honestly there is no term for it.
I think it has to do with the fact that a cock is ugly.
But a vulva is beautiful.

 

[MrsPassion]

You deserve it. You deserve me looking like I’m epileptic

SEEEEE????!!!!? I fucking CANT!

Nebs…darling, thank you all my friends just roll their eyes at me but you, you get me

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Question for the board …. When something in real life resembles a dick we call it phallic …

What is the term for when something resembles a vagina????

Punani

CrazyChemGirl's dinner looked like a punani.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think it has to do with the fact that a cock is ugly.

Mine is actually pretty cute, he just has bad allergies—always sneezing.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I think honestly there is no term for it.
I think it has to do with the fact that a cock is ugly.
But a vulva is beautiful.

Pump your brakes. Cocks are glorious

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Shakespearean talent on me.

But can your compleat works double as a cinder block in a pinch? That's how I judge the classics.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Nebs…darling, thank you all my friends just roll their eyes at me but you, you get me

No disrespect to your friends but…. They should be soiling their undergarments on a daily basis. Maybe they just don’t get comedy

 

[Azuldrgon]

Pump your brakes. Cocks are glorious

Well, I don't like seeing them unless there's a gorgeous set of lips surrounding them.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

But can your compleat works double as a cinder block in a pinch? That's how I judge the classics.

What does this mean?

 

[MrsPassion]

But can your compleat works double as a cinder block in a pinch? That's how I judge the classics.

My complete works would be on multiple banned books lists

Does that count?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Well, I don't like seeing them unless there's a gorgeous set of lips surrounding them.

*Resists urge to post gay porn*

 

[Azuldrgon]

What does this mean?

Can you use it to hold up a table or a bookshelf?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well, I don't like seeing them unless there's a gorgeous set of lips surrounding them.

Trust me on this one yeah? Cocks= glory

 

[MrsPassion]

What does this mean?

I had to read it three times.

He’s asking if I’m thicc
Or at least if my books would be

 

[peekingone]

Pfft…I would never point out out someone’s cameltoe I’m the type to walk up and let ‘em know their box is looking a lil hungry and provide cover while they sort it out…provided that’s not the look they were going for.

Hmmmm how do you sort out a cameltoe? AFAF

 

[Azuldrgon]

Trust me on this one yeah? Cocks= glory

You know I trust you completely.
There's a reason though I won't share here.