MrsPassion
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I usually just furiously tap whoever is next me and go “that looks like a pussy don’t it?!”
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PlanetaryNebula
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I feel like maybe Vulvus???
hotwords229_A
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PlanetaryNebula
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You deserve it. You deserve me looking like I’m epileptic
PlanetaryNebula
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SEEEEE????!!!!? I fucking CANT!I usually just furiously tap whoever is next me and go “that looks like a pussy don’t it?!”
peekingone
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Cameltoe?I usually just furiously tap whoever is next me and go “that looks like a pussy don’t it?!”
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They might make him ranch in his pants.
MrsPassion
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Pfft…I would never point out out someone’s cameltoeCameltoe?
I’m the type to walk up and let ‘em know their box is looking a lil hungry and provide cover while they sort it out…provided that’s not the look they were going for. 
MrsPassion
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Nebs…darling, thank you
all my friends just roll their eyes at me but you, you get me
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hotwords229_A
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Mine is actually pretty cute, he just has bad allergies—always sneezing.
PlanetaryNebula
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Pump your brakes. Cocks are glorious
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But can your compleat works double as a cinder block in a pinch? That's how I judge the classics.Shakespearean talent on me.
PlanetaryNebula
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No disrespect to your friends but…. They should be soiling their undergarments on a daily basis. Maybe they just don’t get comedyNebs…darling, thank you
Azuldrgon
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Well, I don't like seeing them unless there's a gorgeous set of lips surrounding them.
PlanetaryNebula
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What does this mean?But can your compleat works double as a cinder block in a pinch? That's how I judge the classics.
MrsPassion
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My complete works would be on multiple banned books listsBut can your compleat works double as a cinder block in a pinch? That's how I judge the classics.
Does that count?
hotwords229_A
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*Resists urge to post gay porn*Well, I don't like seeing them unless there's a gorgeous set of lips surrounding them.
Azuldrgon
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Can you use it to hold up a table or a bookshelf?
PlanetaryNebula
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Trust me on this one yeah? Cocks= gloryWell, I don't like seeing them unless there's a gorgeous set of lips surrounding them.
MrsPassion
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I had to read it three times.
He’s asking if I’m thicc
Or at least if my books would be
peekingone
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Hmmmm how do you sort out a cameltoe? AFAFPfft…I would never point out out someone’s cameltoe
Azuldrgon
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You know I trust you completely.
There's a reason though I won't share here.
