Reveal the most random fact about yourself.

Thirteen years ago the docs gave me at most five years to live.

To be fair, they were just practicing.
 
When I get texted from a spam/scammer...I reply with this..."Thank you for subscribing to our daily gospel service. Every day you will receive an inspiring message from the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ. You will be charged $5 for every text message sent. Please reply with "stop" to opt out of the service. Thank you"

Feel free to borrow this..
You're welcome.
Thank you! does it work?
 
I have a passion for playing Darts.

I once hit 6 corks (3darts).

During practice when the lights went out I threw the darts anyway and when the lights returned, I had hit 3 triple 20’s (180 points).

Killed a fly (upon request) with one shot that was buzzing around the dartboard.

Highest number I ever took out in a 301 game was 142 (triple 20, triple 14, double 20). I was playing the best player on the opposing team who said before the match, “I shouldn’t have to play against a girl”.
 
I seriously believe that I’ve used all my luck up surviving medical crises in the last 20 years and the next one is probably going to do me in, whatever it may be.
 
If I were to list everything I like to do, I would probably forget to add 'Talking to others' to the bottom of said list and have to come back.
 
I have a collection of 1966 Batmobile toys ranging from the late 1960s to the present (what can I say, I love that car!).
 
I beat breast cancer in 2014 (double mastectomy) and have had three scares that proved to be false since. Fuck cancer.
Loved that you beat cancer! Shows you how bad ass you are!!!

Definitely FUCK CANCER! I’ve had a few who’ve been through this and I’ve been purely distraught. One incident was when I was on a phone for hours telling the person to just stay strong and I’ll be there as soon as I can. When I arrived, it was too late and lost a friend forever. I hated myself for that and from that point, I learned to just drop everything and be with people you care about no matter what. When I commit, I commit long term…
 
I have the amazing ability to make Litsters upset over things I’ve said without actually addressing what I actually said.
 
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