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It's always doing that. Like it's the default positionYour boner is aiming for an ass, yes?
Never use the word stool when referring to an ass.I just fell off my stool![]()
I guess I assumed!I think you misinterpreted the project. As fine as a specimen that is.
I mean we do live in connecting states. Except he’s on the bottom!I’m choosing to believe it’s just foreplay leading up to the main event![]()
Better post it just in case.Oh no! Is my boner misinterpreting this project?
It’s been too long. I’m glad my butt could bring us all back together!I knew it would take default for me to see your booty, somehow.
I'm glad to announce that it met all my expectations.![]()
By the way, I totally missed this.
Do you object to private showings? Or would you prefer public?By the way, I totally missed this.![]()
Let’s make the others jealous . . . Private!Do you object to private showings? Or would you prefer public?![]()
You could make it a ticketed event.Let’s make the others jealous . . . Private!![]()
”Charity” would make a lot of money!You could make it a ticketed event.
You know. For charity.
(Quickly changes my name to charity)
*taps the side of my head*”Charity” would make a lot of money!![]()
And I was the first to lament missing it.Boo. I missed it, too![]()
It really is! I will probably tease him about it foreverDoes this mean I can tag you as @default24 ? Because that other name is damn hard to spell. @deefalttwunnyfor . Oh wait. I got it
Keeping the dream alive. I like how you think.I’m choosing to believe it’s just foreplay leading up to the main event![]()
Should we ask it?Oh no! Is my boner misinterpreting this project?
Gosh, I’m not sure howAren’t we still waiting for the Aussie bombshell (first time I’ve put those two words together and meant it)
Disclaimer: it’s a joke. Typical Aus/NZ rivalry, they’re like the richer, more classy cousins
If I'd have known how much you guys wanna see boy sex, I'd have broken the seal years ago
If I'd have known how much you guys wanna see boy sex, I'd have broken the seal years ago![]()
https://64.media.tumblr.com/67c4400f9090a84db435534f0d1db065/tumblr_olai76GKFl1rg77zlo1_400.gifAnother candidate steps into the ring.
*Things that turn me on and also confuse me*
Right?*Things that turn me on and also confuse me*
Wait, I thought you lived way out west? I'm all the way east!I mean we do live in connecting states. Except he’s on the bottom!![]()
You are both close enough to me. Just sayin.Wait, I thought you lived way out west? I'm all the way east!